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What's in a name?

posted 10/2/2007 12:10:11 AM |
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  cartay25

Not sure if many of you know this so I thought I would share this bit of wisdom with you tonight.

Many years ago a young aspiring actor was in search of an agent and went the office of one of the best in the business. The agent went over his resume and after a long interview he told the young actor the following," You seem to have a lot of talent and I can see you going far in show business. The only problem is your name, you will need to change it."

The actor was a little put out by this and asked what was wrong with his name.

The agent told him that no one would want to put the name Penis Van Lesbian on their marquee and he would even have trouble finding anyone who would hire him if he didn't change his name.

"Penis Van Lesbian is the name I was born with and it is the name I will keep" and with that the young actor left the agent's office.

Many years later when the agent was preparing for retirement he received a note of congratulations from the young actor he had turned away all those years ago. The note read " I wish to congratulate you on such a long and fine career. I also wanted to tell you that you were right about my name, I finally changed it and my career took off." Signed Best Wishes, Dick Van Dyke.

Could you imagine watching the Penis Van Lesbian show with your folks back in the 60's.


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Comments:
whatagal

Oct 2 @ 12:13AM  
I love un PC jokes! And this one is cute!
Karing

Oct 2 @ 12:17AM  


that was a good one!
nicegirl101

Oct 2 @ 12:20AM  
good one and i used to love watching him in chitty chitty bang bang
carnalsins

Oct 2 @ 12:21AM  
Hahahahaha... niiiiiice.
JimNastics

Oct 2 @ 12:32AM  
"Ohhhh Rob !"
Angel1964

Oct 2 @ 1:07AM  
That was cute...
Thanks!
Kat_luvr

Oct 2 @ 7:35AM  
Stop Apologizing........ IT WAS FUNNY DAMMIT! ..............
mojorisin

Oct 3 @ 1:01AM  
i agree. funnier without the apology. but
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