First off I'd like to say that I am just so overwhelmed by all this love brought my way:
I liked your structure. I shall be very glad to learn you. Write to me on mine e-mail: XXXXXXXX And we shall continue our conversation. I shall wait very much your answer. Gentle kitten She liked my structure and she wants to learn me. Lil forward donchathink?
Hello , how u doing? im new to the online dating hope to find someone nice and serious to get along better with
Expectations already- she's looking for a better kind of nice and serious in her life. Aeren't we all.
Me to call call (insert phony name of your choice) to me 29 years. I am on this site in searches serious attitudes. And when I have seen your structure you me have interested also I have decided to write to you. In fact you in the structure have seemed to me very serious and tender? I you this have interested me. I ask you if you want to write to me that a beam will be if you will write to me on mine mail: {email address removed} I wait for your letter with impatience!
She wants a serious attitude. Hmmm. She's also into that structure thing. Seems to be a common theme these days.
And then there was this one. Truly my favorite:
Dear ________
Beware, there's going to be a fiery explosion at _____ this
_______. The tension will simmer the instant we _______. I'm going to
wrap my arms around you and hold you so close that you'll intimately feel
how much I _________. The heat will ____________ as my
_________. But I won't stop there. I'll plant a trail of fiery kisses along
your _______, pausing only when I reach your
________. I'll gently caress __________ until you beg me to
_________. I'll eagerly oblige, taking you to the places where
we'll both be consumed by the flames of unadulterated, carnal passion as
___________. The fiery explosion awaits you. Please say, you'll
_______________.
They didn't even bother to fill in the blanks. Actually come to think of it one doesn't even need to. It's pretty much self explanatory I suppose.
But I have to humble myself. I bet all they want me for is my money. Via Western Union I'm sure.
BTW on a serious note I would never parade anyone's correspondance with me. I'm just making light of all this because I do know people actually fall for these scams. Why do you think these scammers are so aggressive?
Here's a site to check out for more info about scammers- and they also have a lil fun with them too.
http://www.419eater.com
Cheers!
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justlkn853

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Oct 6 @ 4:46PM
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You promised not to post my comments..
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hunt4luv

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Oct 6 @ 5:02PM
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I have an african blonde stringing me along at the moment. poor thing shes gonna be shattered when she finds out im not a millionaire.
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suzzieq356

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Oct 6 @ 5:10PM
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If you post my mail I am going to braid your hair!
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geniekitten

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Oct 6 @ 5:15PM
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oh cool " Mad Libs " ... why did you post my sis mail ^^^^^^^^^ hay sis how are ya.. have a beer
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justlkn853

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Oct 6 @ 5:28PM
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suzzie..a trantula head...and on a Sat. night....
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justlkn853

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Oct 6 @ 5:32PM
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dang hunt is lookin' good ...fans self...
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allie416

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Oct 6 @ 5:57PM
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thanks for the info saw the site its interesting and helpful
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samurai27

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Oct 6 @ 6:27PM
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Awww sounds like you get more than your fair share, you poor thing. Now you have to keep a low profile from scammers and hair braiders Or is that 'low structure'?
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estoyaqui

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Oct 6 @ 7:39PM
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Wow, I had to find out that the love of my life was a hoax from gmichael52 on MD.... Do you think I can get her to give me my credit card number back? Also judging from these comments I think they were talking about your sentence structure.
On a serious note, my mom actually fell for one of those things, those people suck....
-s
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Fr8rain

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Nov 4 @ 12:02AM
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Beam me up Scotty? Sorry, kinda latched onto that one.
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