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posted 10/6/2007 4:40:49 PM |
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  gmichael52

First off I'd like to say that I am just so overwhelmed by all this love brought my way:

I liked your structure. I shall be very glad to learn you.
Write to me on mine e-mail: XXXXXXXX
And we shall continue our conversation. I shall wait very much your answer.
Gentle kitten

She liked my structure and she wants to learn me. Lil forward donchathink?


Hello , how u doing? im new to the online dating
hope to find someone nice and serious to get along better with

Expectations already- she's looking for a better kind of nice and serious in her life. Aeren't we all.


Me to call call (insert phony name of your choice) to me 29 years. I am on this site in searches serious attitudes.
And when I have seen your structure you me have interested also I have decided to write
to you. In fact you in the structure have seemed to me very serious and tender?
I you this have interested me. I ask you if you want to write to me that a beam will be
if you will write to me on mine mail: {email address removed} I wait for your letter
with impatience!

She wants a serious attitude. Hmmm. She's also into that structure thing. Seems to be a common theme these days.

And then there was this one. Truly my favorite:


Dear ________

Beware, there's going to be a fiery explosion at _____ this

_______. The tension will simmer the instant we _______. I'm going to

wrap my arms around you and hold you so close that you'll intimately feel

how much I _________. The heat will ____________ as my

_________. But I won't stop there. I'll plant a trail of fiery kisses along

your _______, pausing only when I reach your

________. I'll gently caress __________ until you beg me to

_________. I'll eagerly oblige, taking you to the places where

we'll both be consumed by the flames of unadulterated, carnal passion as

___________. The fiery explosion awaits you. Please say, you'll

_______________.


They didn't even bother to fill in the blanks. Actually come to think of it one doesn't even need to. It's pretty much self explanatory I suppose.

But I have to humble myself. I bet all they want me for is my money. Via Western Union I'm sure.

BTW on a serious note I would never parade anyone's correspondance with me. I'm just making light of all this because I do know people actually fall for these scams. Why do you think these scammers are so aggressive?

Here's a site to check out for more info about scammers- and they also have a lil fun with them too.

http://www.419eater.com

Cheers!




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Comments:
justlkn853

Oct 6 @ 4:46PM  
You promised not to post my comments..
hunt4luv

Oct 6 @ 5:02PM  
I have an african blonde stringing me along at the moment. poor thing
shes gonna be shattered when she finds out im not a millionaire.
suzzieq356

Oct 6 @ 5:10PM  
If you post my mail I am going to braid your hair!
geniekitten

Oct 6 @ 5:15PM  
oh cool " Mad Libs " ... why did you post my sis mail ^^^^^^^^^ hay sis how are ya.. have a beer
justlkn853

Oct 6 @ 5:28PM  
suzzie..a trantula head...and on a Sat. night....
justlkn853

Oct 6 @ 5:32PM  
dang hunt is lookin' good ...fans self...
allie416

Oct 6 @ 5:57PM  
thanks for the info saw the site its interesting and helpful
samurai27

Oct 6 @ 6:27PM  
Awww sounds like you get more than your fair share, you poor thing.
Now you have to keep a low profile from scammers and hair braiders
Or is that 'low structure'?
estoyaqui

Oct 6 @ 7:39PM  
Wow, I had to find out that the love of my life was a hoax from gmichael52 on MD.... Do you think I can get her to give me my credit card number back? Also judging from these comments I think they were talking about your sentence structure.

On a serious note, my mom actually fell for one of those things, those people suck....

-s
Fr8rain

Nov 4 @ 12:02AM  
Beam me up Scotty?
Sorry, kinda latched onto that one.
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