True story... joke posted 10/8/2007 7:43:59 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse

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My daughter who is a CNA was telling me about her day at work yesterday.

She and the RN entered an 80 year old ladies room, who had friends visiting. They were all laughing.

One of the friends said, "Flo, have you showed the girls here your tatoo?"
Flo says "No"
Then asks the RN "Would you like to see it?"
The RN being kinda of shocked that an 80 year old woman has a tatoo says "Sure, where is it?"
Flo tells her "Its down there." The nurse raised her gown and looks but doesn't see anything.
"Flo I don't see a tatoo."
Flo said, "Its a little Mickey Mouse, had it done at Disney World."
The nurse still doesn't see it.
Flo bursts out, "Damn, my PUSSY musta ATE it!"

The RN and my daughter were both caught off guard, not sure what to think of these ole girls and their sense of humor! Then the whole room erupted in laughter.

I don't know how old the joke is, but I thought it was just too funny not to share.

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