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posted 10/16/2007 6:25:50 PM |
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  Gary51hwd

..........Now that I have your complete attention, let's examine some of these implements and discuss their proper uses. Ok, I can hear some of you already gettin' fired up and no doubt I'll be urged to take this discussion to Alt.com. But let's pretend we're adults and have an adult discussion on the issue.
..........Torture has been in the news lately and no one wants to rehash the "ticking timebomb" scenario or the moral implications of state sponsered torture. What we're talking about here is a little harmless grown up playtime behind closed doors and within the somewhat blown out limits of modern decency. I happen to enjoy a little role playing game every now and then and I know some of you might too. As a matter of fact, men and women worldwide sometimes feel the ned to be Lorded over or the need to Assert their Dominance on a willing mate and occaisionally they enjoy playing dungeon games, which is where these items come in handy.
.........The ball gag is just what the Marquis ordered for that nagging, whiney spouse who won't shut up any other way. Many come in cool colors and the ball can be removed with the mouth still held open for a bit of input of your own.
.........Restaints are fun for, and provide a great method of ensuring, cooperation and focus by subjects who just can't get with the program and need a little training to acheive the fantastic release afforded by resistance and feigned involuntary subjection to sexual activity.
.........Spreaders, well, plumbers plumb and nurses nurse and spreaders spread things, particularly legs and arms that might get in the way of unfettered access.
..........I'm not pushing this as a lifestyle or even as something everyone should try and I'd appreciate if you'd keep your moralizing and Holier Than Thou crap to yourself. What I would enjoy though is any good stories of playful bondage gone awry. I have several and I'm sure some of you could relate a tale or two, so let's have it MD'ers! By the way, do you have any idea how hard it is to type while suspended upside down by your ankles? Thank God the duct tape fell off of her eyes from all the sweat or the typos would be horrendous. This blog was dictated with Love and Respect and as soon as I cut her down we are gonna have a nice candlelit dinner and watch "The Secretary" for the nine hundreth time....who said hangin' around the house couldn't be fun?

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Comments:
Kat_luvr

Oct 16 @ 6:44PM  
not even going there...
MissSherriLou

Oct 16 @ 6:56PM  
Very good blog, too bad I don't live in Florida!
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