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Men Who Play With Themselves - They lose it in the end.

posted 10/20/2007 11:13:01 AM |
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  Kandykammy

Men who play with themselves are in for trouble - big time. They become addicted, after a time, to the hand and nothing else will ever work for them.

A woman’s body can never work like a man’s own hand can. Women’s parts just do not work that way.

Men who have played with themselves all their lives finally get to an age, usually at age of about 40 and up, when it will never work with a woman. It only likes the hand.

You have heard the saying that a man’s best friend is his hand. If it becomes his best friend, then he is stuck with that “best friend” for the rest of his life.

Men just do not realize that their addiction to the hand brings on ED. The ED is only with women, not with their own hands.

Men will say they have no problem and it works………..sure it works with their hand.

Give up the hand man, it is not worth it in the long run. Do it now before it is too late

Women if you are looking for a good sexual relationship with a man over 40, then chose one who is recently divorced or one that is a recent widower. You will have a better chance with them, trust me I know and I think you women know too.

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Comments:
bpgjohn

Oct 20 @ 11:20AM  
are you gonna get some comments from this one!!
Kateslooking

Oct 20 @ 11:21AM  
This is a blog that is going to get a few people a little uneasy. You have some guts girl to write this one.
KAtie
blkfoot1954

Oct 20 @ 11:24AM  
Am waiting to see what the comments will be..I have to agree..it took courage to write this one..
beachnutRU

Oct 20 @ 11:24AM  
Risky making a comment on this one KK. I would like to say when a woman is near my boys say NO to the hand......there is time later for that. I don' the source of the information but I would have to disagree with you on this one .....the hand is emergency only.
The divorced man possibly has had more "hands on" as of late due to the fact that you separate emotionally long before the paperwork is finished. Widower I can't say it would seem that after a protracted long illness the "hand" may also have been used for stress reduction.
a1computerdoc

Oct 20 @ 11:25AM  
Dang they only told me it would make you go blind!
allie416

Oct 20 @ 11:28AM  
interesting they also have toys
JimNastics

Oct 20 @ 11:37AM  
Well, that information cums in handy.
JimNastics

Oct 20 @ 11:37AM  
BaNiNBoston

Oct 20 @ 11:56AM  
There goes the old theory...

"A Bird in Hand is Worth Two in the Bush "

trinity_1947

Oct 20 @ 11:57AM  
I think Kk is on a fishing expedition here
I'm well past 40 and single for about 6 years or so. Like I mentioned in your previous blog I have seen your photo's. I didn't touch a thing but you sure got a rise out of me...
hoftner

Oct 20 @ 12:16PM  
Funny, For me it's..... "Hands" However,
now my my left and, right
hand are argueing over who's
next If this continues; I'm gona
have to let my feet do the walking
UnicornLover1962

Oct 20 @ 12:22PM  
i have to give you a "hand" for a well written blog.


huggles

mel
Mellajenn

Oct 20 @ 12:43PM  
JIm...YOu never cease to amaze me
..Waiting for Hard2 to reply next
Nice blog KK and I do see what you are saying..........hopefully not all younger men are as immature as the last one I was with!!
christy74

Oct 20 @ 1:00PM  
In my experience, the ones that masturbate more frequently tend to have a bit more endurance, which is a totally positive effect in my opinion.



Hard2get13

Oct 20 @ 1:17PM  
Thank you for this wonderfull blog Kandy ! I've always admired your work and good sense not to finger any one out . Nothing political here to upset the rights or lefts . I'm glad we've come to terms with something we both can agree with . And with that ....... let's shake on it !
ykippur5742

Oct 20 @ 3:11PM  
You mean I don't have to talk to the "HAND" anymore???
ChipP

Oct 20 @ 3:13PM  
I need a girl whose last name isn't .jpg....
Sugar_Lee

Oct 20 @ 3:50PM  
Kandy this is just so true.. and I love you for writing it. I wonder what the opposing bog will attract Some very funny comments here. I heard they finally wither up and fall off from such harsh abuse!

Is copying a blog and only changing a couple words.....oh nothing was just wondering...
Sugar_Lee

Oct 20 @ 4:08PM  
Kandy, I don't think the competition is very stuff! I stole that from Boston from the other blog.....
Kandykammy

Oct 20 @ 4:09PM  
Thank you for all of the comments. I was going to post a comment saying that the same thing goes for women using vierators, but I see a man copied my blog to use as his own as if he had actually written it and he only changed a few words here and there.

I guess I need to get a copyright on my work to keep people from stealing it and presenting it as their work.

It is called plagiarizing whe you copy more than 5 words in a row of someone's work.
JoSnow

Oct 20 @ 4:12PM  
Kammy, you do actually own the copyright by writing it yourself.
You don't have to do anything more.

The good thing about posting your own copyright stuff on the internet is that nobody can fake dates and pretend they wrote it before you.

Kudos for originality.
Kandykammy

Oct 20 @ 4:28PM  
Misschoos, I have no idea why that man stole my work without even giving me credit as the author of the written work.
I guess he does not know the law.
JimNastics

Oct 20 @ 4:32PM  
Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
He provided a link to your blog and is not trying to indicate that he is original.
JoSnow

Oct 20 @ 4:39PM  
mitation is the highest form of flattery.
He provided a link to your blog and is not trying to indicate that he is original.

it makes a reference to inspiration,
not theft and plagiarism

I certainly would not be flattered
estoyaqui

Oct 20 @ 4:45PM  
I think christy74 hit the point. I guess there are some women who do not like experiences to last more than 10 minutes, perhaps those women will find issue in a man who has inadvertently trained himself to be a machine. :-) And really my comment to you and the guy whom stole your blog (Who we can affectionately call "the blog stealer") The fact is that when you have someone there you are truly physically attracted to who does more than just lay there and jab at your mouth with their tongue when they kiss, its not replaceable... A hand, and vibrator lack warmth, softness and other related attributes of various parts. A hand & a vibrator cannot breath on your neck or nibble on your ear and kiss in all the sensitive places. A hand or vibrator is not likely to quiver uncontrollably, not likely to force their body against you while at the same time submitting to you. There is something about a soft sensual and intimate kiss that will never be replaced by a hand or vibrator! Hands and vibrators cannot close the gap between imagination and reality! Note its also difficult to tickle ones self.

Other than potential elasticity problems for females using irregularly sized toys and guys creating callouses due to ignored over-friction, I think the world will be okay and satisfaction will still be there for those who have such capacity within one another to begin with.

2cents

-s
ragtopcookie

Oct 20 @ 4:48PM  
last time i heard ann landers said it was alright......but then...shes dead now.....
Juday470

Oct 20 @ 5:08PM  
Sorry
JoSnow

Oct 20 @ 5:14PM  
some
JoSnow

Oct 20 @ 5:14PM  
people
JoSnow

Oct 20 @ 5:15PM  
are
JoSnow

Oct 20 @ 5:15PM  
stupid
JoSnow

Oct 20 @ 5:15PM  
they
JoSnow

Oct 20 @ 5:15PM  
think
JoSnow

Oct 20 @ 5:15PM  
that they can steal
JoSnow

Oct 20 @ 5:15PM  
your original work
JoSnow

Oct 20 @ 5:16PM  
and get away with it
JoSnow

Oct 20 @ 5:17PM  
This however is a 100% original by kandykammy
melissa3570

Oct 20 @ 5:28PM  
they dont have any imagination to do something for themselves
JoSnow

Oct 20 @ 5:48PM  


Good will always prevail and I see that the person who stole your work,
and made it out to be his own, has had the blog deleted.



Mods here are faultless.
Sugar_Lee

Oct 20 @ 5:54PM  
Kandy I think Your comment and mine made him think. I expect knowing him that he truely did not mean it as an insult. Anyway he most likely deleted it. Good work Lady!
chatillion

Oct 20 @ 5:56PM  
misschoos, get your facts straight.

You've been nothing but rude to me.




Kammy, I'm sorry to make this comment on your blog.

sugarpiehuny, you've always been nice to me. Why the sudden change?
BaNiNBoston

Oct 20 @ 6:02PM  
Hey Sugar you stealing my work!!! Just kidding!!!!

WTG Kandy high five on kicking butt!!! and rightfully so...
BaNiNBoston

Oct 20 @ 6:09PM  
[QUOTE]Born to hand-jive, baby,
Born to hand-jive, baby - yeah
How low can you go, how low can you go,
How low can you go, how low can you go
Higher, higher, higher and higher
Now can you hand-jive, baby, oh can you hand-jive, baby
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,
Born to hand-jive, oh yeah!


JK
Kandykammy

Oct 20 @ 6:11PM  
Thanks for all of the comments and the ones who stood up for me when it was stolen. A special thanks to BaNiNBoston, Sugar for their support and a special thanks to Misschoos who was great in helping me set things straight. She did more work than I did.
Since I have had so much mail going back and forth, alas, I have used up all of my 100 times to send messages. Thanks to all and I will talk to you all tomorrow on MD.
iam7545

Oct 20 @ 7:34PM  
I need a girl whose last name isn't .jpg....

Chip - havent you met .avi yet??
JoSnow

Oct 20 @ 8:28PM  
AMEN
beachnutRU

Oct 21 @ 2:22AM  
ok GUYS.....hands off for a second...up over your head and wave.... wave some more oops don't know where that last lil guys right hand was....

its been fun......
stormbringer99

Oct 22 @ 2:05PM  
There have been some great funny comments on this. Also some serious stuff.
I agree with estoyaqui there are feelings and sensations that can never be done by yourself!
I personally know of no one (male or female) who would prefer to take matters in their own hands. Sure it’s more convenient, easier, faster and less expensive (both emotionally and financially) but addictive and irreplaceable…I think not! The human touch is so much more. The sharing and caring that is something that is truly not replaceable!
hotnsexy860

Oct 22 @ 2:15PM  
IF THE GUY OBVIOUSLY LOVES HIS HAND, HE NEEDS TO FNID A GAL WHO LIKES HERS. IT MAKES FOR SOME INTERESTING FOREPLAY. YOU SHOUD TRY IT SOMETIME. YOU MIKE LIKE IT.
dorkbear

Oct 23 @ 10:18AM  
Take a lesson girls... Learn how to give good "hand." ;-)
Guerra61

Oct 23 @ 11:58AM  
I agree completely. It happened to me. The age thing is right on he was 43. A womans body really doesn't do anything for a man used to his hand. Thanks for putting this out there.
Guerra61
Samm_I_Am

Oct 23 @ 2:27PM  
The only thing that worries me is,,If you can change hands and not lose a stroke,,Does that mean you're Bi Sexual????
cancun1999

Oct 23 @ 2:47PM  
Must be a male cat..
goodcatch57

Oct 23 @ 2:57PM  
Dorkbear is correct!
I met a crazy Hungarian who once pointed to his hand and said: This hand has saved me MILLIONS of dollars.....then made the jerking off motion. Then after I got up off the floor from laughing, I realized he was probably right.
Come on guys! Spank that thing!
Heres a small list of problems a good hand job every now and then might save you from:
1. You'll save money
2. Heart ache.
3. NO STD's! Just wash your hands first.
4. No drama!
5. TIME! Think of all the free time you'll have by not always thinking about how to get laid!

Also christy74 made a great point. My gal pals biggest complaint is just that. She is also wonderfully ambidextrous and in excellent physical shape.

When you get older guys, use it or loose it! Or..the alternative...the little blue pill.

And don't any of you gals think we men don't know you take every opportunity to play with that thing of yours too.
Johnny1951

Oct 23 @ 2:58PM  
On the other side of the coin I knew a woman who used a " bob " for so long that she can't get pleasure from a mans body..I guess it works both ways...
cbond35

Oct 23 @ 3:52PM  
Women have this problem as well............I have examples too graphic for this forum.
sealacamp

Oct 23 @ 7:19PM  
I would like to see the scientific evidence to support your thesis.


S
sexyeyes755

Oct 24 @ 9:33AM  
LMAO.......I totally agree with this.From now on,i,personally avoid ~ALL~older =64 and above southern (so-called)gentleman/men,who,offer to bring me breakfast/and or coffee via In bed(which never happened,thank GOD!),but,wanted phone number ,after, being ouh so TOO polite,so,he could call me up on a daily basis for his pulled pork,via,hand-style! ALL the while making fun of his BIG FAT momma friend with the jealous boyfriend(his own words)- on here ,who, sends him dirty jokes via his email.This went on for 6 months,but,the joke was on him.........and, Dittysun.This is to let them BOTH know THEY deserve each other.My ex-husband told me to tell ~ALL~serious men who want a good woman to call him and he can vouch for ME.HIS loss because of his infidelity (NOT MINE).So,a toast to new beginnings and happy endings.......... PS:my phone number has been changed to protect the innocent(ME)
sexyeyes755

Oct 24 @ 9:40AM  
LMAO.......I totally agree with this.From now on,i,personally avoid ~ALL~older =64 and above southern (so-called)gentleman/men,who,offer to bring me breakfast/and or coffee via In bed(which never happened,thank GOD!),but,wanted phone number ,after, being ouh so TOO polite,so,he could call me up on a daily basis for his pulled pork,via,hand-style! ALL the while making fun of his BIG FAT momma friend with the jealous boyfriend(his own words)- on here ,who, sends him dirty jokes via his email.This went on for 6 months,but,the joke was on him.........and, Dittysun.This is to let them BOTH know THEY deserve each other.My ex-husband told me to tell ~ALL~serious men who want a good woman to call him and he can vouch for ME.HIS loss because of his infidelity (NOT MINE).So,a toast to new beginnings and happy endings.......... PS:my phone number has been changed to protect the innocent(ME)
sexyeyes755

Oct 24 @ 9:41AM  
Sorry for the ~DOUBLE~post!
Kandykammy

Oct 24 @ 9:53AM  
Sealacamp, If you read the comments from the women on here I think you will see where I got my scientific evidence to support to my thesis.

I also got a lot of private emails that told me the same thing.

I think my evidence speakes for itself, straight out of the mouths of the women who have been there and done that.
roythead

Oct 24 @ 11:40AM  
At 36 yrs old I am not quite 40 yet(duh) but have been a regular participant in this activitie from a early age. About the only side effect that I or my partners have noticed is the fact that It can take a lot longer to complete the task than it would otherwise. and all of my partners but one(who actually had the guts to ask me "are you done yet?") have been pleased with the outcome.
roythead

Oct 24 @ 11:43AM  
I forgot to mention that I will be more than willing to prove the truth in my blog above .
Toric

Oct 24 @ 5:46PM  
LOL!! Good one!
gyrfalcon

Oct 24 @ 6:21PM  
Hahaha!!!

This explains why women can never get off... They're always diddling themselves.

sealacamp

Oct 24 @ 9:51PM  
Sealacamp, If you read the comments from the women on here I think you will see where I got my scientific evidence to support to my thesis.

What I see Kandy is a lot of opinions that equate yours. There is not doubt that there are as many that don't equate to yours. Neither of them equates to scientific evidence. So really you have only an opinion not evidence that can be substantiated or quantified.

S
CuteSingleDaddy

Oct 25 @ 3:03AM  
Actually it's called satire if someone uses your work but changes a few words to make a point. In no way is that plagerism and has been held up in court.

As for the original blog, there are many case studies by actual doctors that disagree with you. Common wives tales are fun, no? The biggest threat to a male who masturbates in excess is premature ejaculation, not ED. Regular masturbation for males has been proven to actually maintain a healthy state of the penis and suprisingly enough, the prostate as well. But let's leave science out of this.
warmc

Oct 25 @ 8:08AM  
Women past 40 most likely as got it worn out and the man as to turn to the hand
Tigerman

Oct 25 @ 11:37AM  
well, what is the research on women giving their man excessive numbers of
blowjobs? Would that wear out the little pea shooter?
BrookeLove

Oct 25 @ 1:24PM  
I think we have run into an association is causation fallacy here. Just because men over 40 experience ED or other sexual problems, and happen to also maturbate, does not neccesarily mean that masturbation caused these problems.

For one, if the guy is over 40, and still single, he may be experiencing some self-doubt about himself, which can definately lead to problems performing with a woman, though it probably wouldn't affect his ability to masturbate.

Also, men over 40 have a myriad of health issues that come along with aging to deal with. Stress from work, high blood pressure, prostate problems, to name a few, can all lead to problems in the bedroom.

Not that your thesis wasn't well written....I just think it's fallacious.
coolkd

Oct 25 @ 2:16PM  
Or... they could choose a younger guy :)
sexyeyes755

Oct 25 @ 2:54PM  
I'm all for finding a younger guy who doesnt wang his dong!
tentfire

Oct 25 @ 3:51PM  
Great Blog! I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at some of the comments.
I have a good friend like this, just turned 50. And is he ever addicted! That is one of the biggest (well, not biggest)reasons we are and, will always only be friends. His argument, "You can't get a hand pregnant."
Personally, I think he is TERRIFIED of getting close to someone and then getting his heart broken when/if they leave. This is why some men perfer "this." They have been through so many rejections over the years, starting at a very young age, that they can't deal with the feelings they get when they get intimately close to a female. It stirs up the fears that they will be "left" again, and this way they get satisfaction without fear/rejection/stress from "feeling."
BaNiNBoston

Oct 25 @ 4:17PM  
[IMG]http://www.wamajama.com/wamajama/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/sheepguy.jpg[/IMG

The woman have the "Rabbit" , just in Now limited time only men can Have the Lamb!!! Save a hand ride a Lamb!!
BaNiNBoston

Oct 25 @ 4:20PM  
Kandykammy

Oct 25 @ 5:03PM  
(Oh my God Boston! Is that you in that photo?

Isn't that called sheep shagging?
sexyeyes755

Oct 26 @ 1:36AM  
LMAO............looks like old former guideman,now, dittysun (or,one of his women he told me were fat pigs,who,sent him dirty jokes/videos)is harrassing me on here=i guess they recognized the WHANG DONG! sent me an email accusing ME of masterbating in front of my kids! TRUTH hurts doesnt it HANDJIVE!? I do not have to resort to lowering myself to FALSELY accusing a female of doing such vile stuff because he's pissed.He lives in baton rouge,64,and cannot get it up without jacking.And,heres something i didnt mention that he also does......he says to me.....ouh babe,i can smell my cock,i can smell it! OUH it smells sooooooooo GOOD! Then,he TASTES his own CUM! And tells Me how good it tastes! Then,the following day his adopted sons 4 year old sleeps with this freak! He told me LITTLE MAN wanted to sleep with grandpa! NOW,after falsely accusing Me of masterbating in front of my kids i'm wondering
what is this freak capable of.I'm torn between reporting him to the child protective services and filing a police report for harrassment and slander on here/and or both.............And,whoever Dittysun is...you are culpable too for assisting him in his slanderous damneable lies.My Ex husband has been told of this and is ANGRY-an ex husband who is siding with the ex wife because he knows her moral worth! I was a ~PRUDENT~wife.A gift from the LORD and my ex knew it and took me for granted and cheated and lied.But,in my defense knows my moral decency.I can pass a lie detector test...............can YOU guideman? You lying pig.I just had to vent this.Sorry if this TRUTH made anyone as sick as it did me!
sexyeyes755

Oct 26 @ 1:37AM  
LMAO............looks like old former guideman,now, dittysun (or,one of his women he told me were fat pigs,who,sent him dirty jokes/videos)is harrassing me on here=i guess they recognized the WHANG DONG! sent me an email accusing ME of masterbating in front of my kids! TRUTH hurts doesnt it HANDJIVE!? I do not have to resort to lowering myself to FALSELY accusing a female of doing such vile stuff because he's pissed.He lives in baton rouge,64,and cannot get it up without jacking.And,heres something i didnt mention that he also does......he says to me.....ouh babe,i can smell my cock,i can smell it! OUH it smells sooooooooo GOOD! Then,he TASTES his own CUM! And tells Me how good it tastes! Then,the following day his adopted sons 4 year old sleeps with this freak! He told me LITTLE MAN wanted to sleep with grandpa! NOW,after falsely accusing Me of masterbating in front of my kids i'm wondering
what is this freak capable of.I'm torn between reporting him to the child protective services and filing a police report for harrassment and slander on here/and or both.............And,whoever Dittysun is...you are culpable too for assisting him in his slanderous damneable lies.My Ex husband has been told of this and is ANGRY-an ex husband who is siding with the ex wife because he knows her moral worth! I was a ~PRUDENT~wife.A gift from the LORD and my ex knew it and took me for granted and cheated and lied.But,in my defense knows my moral decency.I can pass a lie detector test...............can YOU guideman? You lying pig.
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