rules to troll by, by mojorisin * posted 10/21/2007 7:20:50 PM | 8 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: tongue, in, cheek, troll, joke

mojorisin

first rule of trolling: never talk about trolling

second rule of trolling: never talk about trolling!

third rule of trolling: you're a troll. i'm just stating my opinion

fourth rule of trolling: if i define what trolling is, i'm not a troll. sort of a get-out-of-jail-free card

fifth rule of trolling: one can never have too many blogs or threads about trolling. that includes this one

sixth rule of trolling: [joker]this town needs an enema![/joker]

seventh rule of trolling: yes, i think everything is funny, eventually. ok, maybe not one or two things. but most things. like, a vast majority of them

eighth rule of trolling: you're so vain. you probably think this blog is about you

ninth rule of trolling: i don't care if you troll or not. sure, it's irritating. and i admit that i've fed the trolls a time or two. but when it comes down to it, i've seen a thousand trolls before. and i'll see a thousand more. it's nothing new to me. there's nothing you can say or do that will really surprise me. and in the end, you'll still have your issues and i guess i'm just glad i won't have to deal with them outside of this forum.

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Blogs by mojorisin: san diego fire relief response to "vote democrat" blog sex and robots things that sound dirty on mischief night, but aren't (er, might not be) * not a blog to be mean. this is real concern * rules to troll by, by mojorisin * a real mickey mouse story a vibrator walks into a bar... if i was joking, i would say something like the park ranger