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posted 10/22/2007 1:35:24 AM |
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Well, last night I ventured out (which is noteworthy because I'm writing this Manifesto and it seems to keep me rather reclused...tee hee... ) (Kidding, I already wrote it ~ it wasn't noteworthy enough to concern anyone...sigh.)

First of all ~ while in the real world ~ I found myself wanting a little IM screen to talk to others, like my fingers were more capable of communicating than my mouth ~ secondly, I sat there amongst old friends thinking "Hmmm, I wonder if his picture is real." Dear me, it was a live man. I do believe I see in one-dimensional fashion now and I certainly have lost some of the flair for personal socialization since being online forever and 10 days. I found myself acting like emoticons ~ shrugging , whistling , sighing , wanting to roll on the floor and I did have this vision of me when dinner came. In other words, I think I've become animated. And I think everyone else is an avitar. I think I'm net-ized. I wanted to google what was in a "California Roll" since someone ordered sushi and I was rather ignorant to the contents. Without being aware, I suddenly realized I was thinking about googling their names to see what I might find out that I don't already now about these folks. I've known them virtually a lifetime ~ yet I sat back like I was watching a version of "Caught on Film." I seriously had to be really careful not to say, "Wow, really ~ what thread was that from???" This can't be good ~ it certainly can't be just me, but today I'm giggling over here and the idiocy of it. Can we become a product of one-dimension?

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Comments:
JimNastics

Oct 22 @ 1:41AM  
Very cute, and the blog was clever too.
christy74

Oct 22 @ 2:41AM  
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does things like that! Have you slipped and actually said "LOL" yet?
aniana

Oct 22 @ 6:08AM  
Kudo- that was cute! I know what you mean. When I start mistaking cyberworld for the real world...have to remember it's all very impersonal till I've gone the next step and given own e-mail, then number, then etc. etc. . Other times I just think I need to just get me a life and quit living through the computer so much ..........
bpgjohn

Oct 22 @ 6:18AM  
the only ones who are one dimentional are the scammers who think we can be fooled by someone elses pic here atleast most of us are real
whatagal

Oct 22 @ 7:09AM  
OMG the title alone had me in stitches!!
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Like a midget at a urinal ~~ I had to be on my toes !!!