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Why Women Ride Horses - All I can say is Ladies buy a horse now

posted 10/24/2007 2:33:58 PM |
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For a long time I had heard tales of why women loved to ride horses. I thought that could not possibly be the true reason, but that thought stayed in the back roads of my mine.

Wow, did I learn that it was a true. I bought my horse 5 years ago and found out for myself the well kept secret of horseback riding women.

I bought my registered quarter horse, Xena, five years ago on a Saturday at a horse sale a few miles from me. Xena (Poco Palmus Lady) is out of the Poco line of famous horses. When we got my Ohio born lady home it was dark.

I had never been on a horse in my life before, so the next morning I saddled her up with help, because I was a green horn. I then realized that I had no idea how to get on her.

I put my foot in the stirrup and my hand on the horn, but could not figure out the rest. There was a lot of people standing around looking at Xena, so one of the men came over to the horse and before I knew what he was going to do, he put both his hands on the cheeks of my butt and heaved me up on the horse.

Away Xena and I went for my first horseback ride of my life. As we rode across the pasture Xena started trotting.

“Oh my God“, I thought, “so this is why women love to ride horses, and all I had heard was the truth all the time!”

I slapped Xena’s butt and said, “Giddy up horsey, oh yeah, we gonna do that again cause this cowgirl wants to ride!”

Since everyone was watching me I figured I had better head back across the pasture, with that Mona Lisa smile on my face.

I wonder to this day if they really knew why I had that odd smile on my face.

Well ladies, all that you have heard is true. Buy a horse if you can, by all means, or rent one, and learn the best kept secret.
Yeeeeeeeee Hawwwwww!

Written By Kamla Green

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Oct 24 @ 2:42PM  
Ok Kammy, as much as I like to agree on your "women" blogs, this one I can't get on board with. I love riding horses!!! It is my favorite thing in the whole world to do, but I do it for the serenity. Nothing calms me like jumping on and heading off into the woods where no one can find me. But next time I ride, I will think of you giggling on Xena..

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Oct 24 @ 3:03PM  
Dammmmmmmm..wish my Name was Silver...

Hy Old Silver,,Awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Oct 24 @ 3:07PM  
Did that saddle have any special attachments ?

Oct 24 @ 3:17PM  
[/QUOTE]Did that saddle have any special attachments ? [QUOTE]


Oct 24 @ 3:17PM  
[/QUOTE]Did that saddle have any special attachments ? [QUOTE]


Oct 24 @ 3:49PM  
I've had horses all my life, but I can't say this has ever happened to me

Oct 24 @ 4:17PM  
wow, sounds like you got a great horse!

now if i could just figure out how to stash one in my apt.

Oct 24 @ 4:52PM  
Mel I don't know what the problem would be, Mr Ed did not have a problem.

Oct 24 @ 5:13PM  
A quote from Tom Robbins "Even Cowgirls get the Blues

"Some parents get their daughter a horse to keep her from getting in trouble with boys. Instead, they get her hooked on a half-ton vibrator"

Oct 24 @ 5:55PM  
girl you crack me up,,,,,,,,,,hey everyone I have known Kammy for years, Xena is a beautiful horse, and how Kammy comes up with some of the stories she tells I will never know. Wish you guys could just read them all, she has kept me entertained for hours just reading her work, wish she could put all of them on here.
Kammy you go girl. also Kammy you should take a picture of some of your paintings to show everyone, and yes I know you are going to correct me on spelling and what ever else you think of, love ya. Safe

Oct 24 @ 7:45PM  
Thanks Safe. If it had not been for you reading all of my stories and laughing at them and saying they were funny, I would never have bloged them on here. You have been a good friend to me all these years.

You still have not ridden Xena to prove my point in this blog.

Now come on and ride Xena. Please!

Oct 29 @ 8:59AM  
i have six horses, all of which i would choose over any man :) i spent almost 7 hours a day in the saddle for years, but can honestly say i have never enjoyed my horses as much as you enjoy yours lol
however, they do keep me toned, in shape, and flexible. all i can say is dam do i have some thigh muscles

Oct 29 @ 4:25PM  
OMG! Going to inlist in horseback riding lessons asap!
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