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This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new
Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds!
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all
The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked
My cell phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,
Splashed,
And burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
Damn women drivers!!
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caffie1
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Oct 26 @ 2:40PM
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 to funny
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ladykay488
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Oct 26 @ 2:42PM
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BaNiNBoston
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Oct 26 @ 2:44PM
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 Too Funny!!!!!
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babydoll1970
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Oct 26 @ 2:45PM
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sorry twotall, I was in a hurry 
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UnicornLover1962
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Oct 26 @ 3:06PM
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ss to hear that...lol but what happened to the gun and the beer and the drugs.....i love that joke as well...heheheheheh
huggles
mel
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azgirl701
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Oct 26 @ 3:06PM
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i8yurdog
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Oct 26 @ 3:53PM
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I wasn't going to read this one, but in my waiting to see if my other comments would be approved I took a look, Glad I did,! 
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frankbarks
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Oct 26 @ 4:05PM
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funny, but it's how thousands die or injured for life. I like the Blue-haired grandmas jamming traffic in their v-8 Caddies in the onramp. I move over to let her in, then go back to the right lane, within seconds she's flying by at 100mph or trying to push me, tailgating
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bmwer
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Oct 26 @ 4:13PM
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Sheryll861
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Oct 26 @ 6:31PM
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MaggieMay64
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Oct 26 @ 6:33PM
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I HATE it when that happens!!! Very funny blog.
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