one day jane met tarzan in the jungle , she was attracted to him !
during the question's about life , she asked him, how he engaged in sex,
What's that ? he asked
she explained to him what sex was , he said, oh ,
Iuse a hole in the trunk of a tree
horrified, she said , tarzan you have it all wrong
but I will show you how to do it properly
she took her clothes off,lay down on the ground
and spread her legs
tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and
gave her an almighty kick in the crotch
jane rolled around in agony,eventally she managed to gasp
why the hell did you do that for ?
Just checking for bees , said Tarzan
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