~ Why am I single? ~
Because: My man-picker is broken. I’ve tried to get the manufacturer to issue me a new man-picker, but I was told that the man-picker matching my make/model/year is no longer available for replacement. I requested new parts, and unfortunately, everything for my man-picker is on back-order and has been since 1985. That certainly explains a lot to me, because I have traced my beginning problem with the man-picker to 1983. Having a broken man picker means that you must rely on alternative sources when picking an appropriate man. Those alternatives include (but are not limited to) family members, friends, co-workers, grocery store encounters and/or fate, destiny, karmic-intervention and blind faith. My Granny took me to a Shriner's convention, it was a nice gesture, but the hats sort of freaked me out ~ sigh. 
This presents a real problem for me. I am not a blind-faith person. I have no check-and-balance-system without a fully functional man-picker. Once you are without an appropriately tuned man-picker ~ you are more than likely going to end up making choices based upon the following: his physical appearance, his bad-boy persona, his man-toys, his wallet or a whole host of other things that aren’t likely going to produce a long term harmonious/healthy relationship. 
After much thought, attempting alternatives (what few there are) I've had to resign myself to the reality: until my man-picker is repaired, warrantied, and tested for viability ~ I will just have to remain in the world of one-ness.  
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