I have a very reliable internal alarm clock, unfortunately I still haven't figured out how to program it for weekends. Waking up on a Saturday or Sunday morning I usually lose the battle to go back to sleep because once awake I find it hard to turn down the sound of my own thoughts in my head. Today's internal discussion went something like this:
6:10 AM, Sunday 
"Mmm...pppttt...is that cat fur?...(roll over)
Go back to sleep, it's way to early (slightly open one eye)...yup, it's still dark....(yawn, shut eyes tighter) ....
...he was a buffalo soldier, dread locked rasta...
I've got to talk to my boss about that account...no, no work stuff...it's the weekend.....go back to sleep...
...I said whip it, whip it good, I said whip it...
Oh no, not that song, change it....
...raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...
Okay, that's better, more soothing....I've got to do some yard work today.....go back to sleep, no one wakes up this early....
Laundry detergent, I need laundry detergent and bleach....make a list later...clear your thoughts....quiet your mind....
I've got to pee...too bad, hold it cause I'm not getting up yet...don't think about it...is that dog barking again? yup, that's him, the neighbors must love him...
That cat purr is getting louder, I hope she's not getting close-dang! she got me! cold wet cat tongue on the nose...pull the sheet up over my nose...there, now I'm safe....
...she wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find in a second-hand store...
Bacon, I have bacon I need to cook up....bacon, egg and diced sun-dried tomato burrito for breakfast, that's what I'll make...later when I get up...
Did the heater just come on? It's cold in here....got to wash the windows today....ugh, I hate washing windows....will you please go back to sleep, it's only 6:20...
And onion, I'll add some onions to the eggs....I wish I would go back to sleep, I'm so tired (yawn again, roll over) ....I need to call Mom later and see if she wants to go shopping today...much later, she's still asleep, like you should be....
...start spreading the news, I'm leaving today....
Great, now I'm singing Sinatra tunes, I won't be able to get that song out of my head for the rest of the day now.... can't fight the urge not to pee much longer, guess I'll have to get up now....darn it....
....I want to be a part of it, New York, New York....
Oh well, at least I like that song....maybe I'll have a bagel instead...I wonder if I have any of that chipotle salsa left.....oh mannnnnnn, it's only 6:30AM....."
I hate waking up early on the weekend. 
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Nov 11 @ 12:10PM
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Nov 11 @ 12:24PM
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I wake up early every morning  I have never slept in.
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missliss78
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Nov 11 @ 5:45PM
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Once I get to sleep it is rare that I can't stay asleep.
However, on the rare occasion I wake up early, I turn on something boring on tv and it sends me back to dream land.
I must admit, however, some times I feel like I'm sleeping my life away. 
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