Cleansing by snow.. wish it were that easy in life.. calories burned during sex! posted 11/18/2007 7:30:46 PM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: snow, life, joke

luvshorses644

I sit here at a little past 7:00 p.m. with the night as dark as black ink. Just a few short months ago, I would have still been outside tending to the acreage here and my babies (the goats). But tis not the case for the next 4-5 months.

Today, I awoke to a lovely sight, as I did not have to venture out on the roads to take my life in the hands of the other drivers... so it was, indeed, beautiful. I awoke to 2 inches of fluffy white, shining, wet snow!!! It has continued to snow all day and to that end, we now have over 5 inches of the stuff.

It is still beautiful because it is white and clean. It has purged the earth of the dirty layer of dust that is forced upon the land surrounding my abode because of the gravel road. It has rebirthed the beauty of the land and the trees this morning were glistening with the diamond-like effect that the newly-fallen pure white snow had. In contrast to that was the red of the cardinals sitting in the trees chirping for their seed and the tan heavy coats of my babies wailing for breakfast. Wouldn't life be wonderful if all we needed was something that could cleanse our beings as easily and beautifully from all the dirt and crap left by others or erase the wrongs we have perpetuated towards people underserving of same. I guess a good heartfelt .. "I am sorry, please forgive me might work also, but who the hell am I and what the hell do I know?"

Yesterday, my son called me to join him in a trip up to the Blooms center and Lowe's in particular. He called to ask me to go with him all of his own volition... it brought tears to this ole mom's heart to know that he would enjoy my company. We made the trip to the grain store first to pick up the grain for his goats and chickens and I also grabbed a 50 lb. bag for the little bleaters here. While we were there we caught a glimpse of one of the amish buggies and a young lad buying some materials for the farm at the grain mill. Life is good!

We went to Lowe's to purchase a coil spring for my son's 14 feet double wide WOODEN garage doors. And while we were there, I got to purchase the last lacking Christmas present... his!!! I was going to get him a card from either Lowe's or Home Depot and he saw a humidifier he wanted so ... the rest is history.

Me thinks that my short breathed leave away from here needs revisiting. I came back sooner than I had wished because I saw a blog and blogger being unjustly attacked and God know the frikken Lithwak blood in me does not hold kindly to the spewing of chit from the mouths of people that show their true colors.

I think it is time for me to fly once again.. I have a few more blogs deep within this flawed and imperfect heart.. and the walls that were ripped down before are being rebuilt... this time higher and stronger.. but such is life... se la vie...

I posted a poem I had written about apologies and people getting wrong ideas in a blog about bona-fide apologies ... kinda splains about how I am feeling at this very moment.

and for gramps:

Calories Burned During Sex:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection .......................3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary....................................12 Calories
69 lying dow...............................78 Calories
69 standing up..............................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories
Doggy Style..................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..........................2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real..........................................112 Calories
Fake.......................................1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Caloies
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over........................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly..........................................................32
In a hurry.....................................................98
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD..

Right now, as you read this, 60 Million Americans
are having SEX!

And you're on the computer!!

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