As you may or may not know i'm a big seinfeld fan, a show about nothing was rite up my ally, so i was bored one day and decided to write a skit to a seinfeld episode that would have been great enjoy!!!!!!!!!!
jerry walkes in to his appt. to find kramer in the fridge
JERRY: Kramer ?
KRAMER: Yea jerry
JERRY: your in my fridge AGAIN!! thats what!!!!!!!!!!
KRAMER: well didnt you hear the news jerry?
JERRY: what news? idk what your talking about most times your t.v. is so loud that i cant even hear my own!
KRAMER: you mean you can hear my t.v. from across the hall jerry thats ridiculous
JERRY: NO I MEAN THE T.V. YOU PUT IN MY BATHROOM!!!!!!! comm on kramer think about it when do you ever go home?
KRAMER: good point jerry
JERRY: now whats this news about?
KRAMER: oh yea, they said that apple sales are going up due to the hurricanes down south
JERRY: so?
KRAMER: so i'm eating all the apples before they go bad.
JERRY: why!!!!!!
KRAMER: because i know you dont like them jerry, see i really do look out for you
JERRY: KRAMER!!!! why would i have apples in my fridge if i didnt like them?
KRAMER: because your a careless shopper jerry
JERRY: ok i give up (jerry puts his jacket on)
KRAMER: hey where you going, they said on the news that bananas were next
JERRY: i'm going to get a cake
KRAMER: a cake huh hmmmmm whos birthday is it?
JERRY: no ones dose it really have to be someones birthday to enjoy a cake, am i suppost to enjoy a cake once a year?
KRAMER: what kind of cake you getting jerry?
JERRY: pine apple
KRAMER: well you better hurry up mister before thoes are gone too
JERRY: yea yea sure enjoy my freakin apples
So as jerry walks down the street he runs in to george who is walking with is head down as always.
JERRY: george?
GEORGE: (saddly) hey jerry
JERRY: kramer was in your fridge too huh?
GEORGE: yep, say where you off to?
JERRY: oh i'm off to the bakery to get a cake
GEORGE: really ......................whos birthday is it?
JERRY: no ones i jus.....
GEORGE: you know what i got for my birthday once, a box of ritz crakers with green candles taped to it.
JERRY: well thats just too...........
GEORGE: GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE MY PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!! all the other kids got cake CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY MOMMMM WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as George rambles on jerry walks away
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