seinfeld posted 11/21/2007 10:13:55 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: seinfeld

JSINN

As you may or may not know i'm a big seinfeld fan, a show about nothing was rite up my ally, so i was bored one day and decided to write a skit to a seinfeld episode that would have been great enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

jerry walkes in to his appt. to find kramer in the fridge

JERRY: Kramer ?

KRAMER: Yea jerry

JERRY: your in my fridge AGAIN!! thats what!!!!!!!!!!

KRAMER: well didnt you hear the news jerry?

JERRY: what news? idk what your talking about most times your t.v. is so loud that i cant even hear my own!

KRAMER: you mean you can hear my t.v. from across the hall jerry thats ridiculous

JERRY: NO I MEAN THE T.V. YOU PUT IN MY BATHROOM!!!!!!! comm on kramer think about it when do you ever go home?

KRAMER: good point jerry

JERRY: now whats this news about?

KRAMER: oh yea, they said that apple sales are going up due to the hurricanes down south

JERRY: so?

KRAMER: so i'm eating all the apples before they go bad.

JERRY: why!!!!!!

KRAMER: because i know you dont like them jerry, see i really do look out for you

JERRY: KRAMER!!!! why would i have apples in my fridge if i didnt like them?

KRAMER: because your a careless shopper jerry

JERRY: ok i give up (jerry puts his jacket on)

KRAMER: hey where you going, they said on the news that bananas were next

JERRY: i'm going to get a cake

KRAMER: a cake huh hmmmmm whos birthday is it?

JERRY: no ones dose it really have to be someones birthday to enjoy a cake, am i suppost to enjoy a cake once a year?

KRAMER: what kind of cake you getting jerry?

JERRY: pine apple

KRAMER: well you better hurry up mister before thoes are gone too

JERRY: yea yea sure enjoy my freakin apples

So as jerry walks down the street he runs in to george who is walking with is head down as always.

JERRY: george?

GEORGE: (saddly) hey jerry

JERRY: kramer was in your fridge too huh?

GEORGE: yep, say where you off to?

JERRY: oh i'm off to the bakery to get a cake

GEORGE: really ......................whos birthday is it?

JERRY: no ones i jus.....

GEORGE: you know what i got for my birthday once, a box of ritz crakers with green candles taped to it.

JERRY: well thats just too...........

GEORGE: GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE MY PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!! all the other kids got cake CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY MOMMMM WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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