To blog, or not to blog - that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous comments
Or to take arms against a sea of trolls
And by opposing end them.
To retort, to tweak -
No more - and by a tweak to say we end
The baiting, and the thousand natural digs
That jealousy is heir to.
Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.
To retort, to tweak-
To tweak - perchance to scream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that tweak of response, what screams may come
When we have razored off that rancid boil
Must give us pause.
There's the respect that makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the snarks and scorns of time,
The blogtard’s wrong, the “elite” man's blathering
The pangs of despised love, the Mod's delay,
The insolence of drunks, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' illiterate takes,
When he himself might his cancellation make
With a single keystroke?
Who would copy & paste bear,
To grunt and sweat under a virtual life,
But that the dread of something after cancellation,
The undiscovered country, from whose depths
No member returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those “friends” we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus ugliness does make sock puppets of a few,
And thus the green-eyed hue of obstinacy
Is slicked o'er with the pale cast of idiocy,
And enterprise of great spite and ignominy
With this regard their kudos turn awry
And lose the name of blogger.
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Snappygoddess
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Nov 28 @ 9:45PM
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I am so proud that I actually understood what you were saying 
Neatly wrapped with eloquent lines 
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kattsmeow
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Nov 28 @ 9:50PM
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Hm, I was thinking of a blog like this. We must have esp or something. 
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redtigr
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Nov 28 @ 10:18PM
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Thanks. I needed that.
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la la la, la la la la.... 
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PullMyFinger
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Nov 29 @ 8:43AM
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If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're
Shakespeare? -- Steven Wright
Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey ......inhale......Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey ......inhale......Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey ............
Dammit....no
But that was excellent sweetheart....
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whatagal
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Nov 29 @ 8:50AM
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Hmmm, a play I haven't heard about. "Hilarious Hamlet" is bound to be a hit! 
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wandaful123
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Nov 29 @ 11:38AM
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Bravo  and all that shtuff.
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EternalFlame
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Nov 29 @ 12:06PM
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Ah...perfection! That was wonderful!
Ay, to take the heart of the same soliloquy
that touches your imagination; your very soul
And bend the rhyme to fit the world
That is MD
amazes me
Your skill with words and rhyme
is much deserving
Of a kudo
So here
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misschoos
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Nov 29 @ 12:32PM
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How eloquently articulate and what katts said. 
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katydid438
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Nov 29 @ 7:47PM
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Fantastic the line about the rancid boil was especially graphic. I can see now that there is no end to your intelligence, humour and insight
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