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It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 72.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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MsLani
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Dec 10 @ 4:10PM
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That is so sick!! And yet hysterically funny!!
Kudos 
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a1computerdoc
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Dec 10 @ 4:11PM
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CPUfan
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Dec 10 @ 4:18PM
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The Doughboy is dead, long live Pizza Pete :o)  Good for more than one giggle
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goodcatch57
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Dec 10 @ 4:19PM
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huh...I would have thought he would have wanted to be creamated.
He looked good for 72 though.
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GiggleAddiction
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Dec 10 @ 4:21PM
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LOL ~ I'm glad you guys at least giggled.....I know it's twisted, but I just had to post it. 
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UnicornLover1962
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Dec 10 @ 4:25PM
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yeah it's sad, but you have to admit...he "rose" to the ocassion....
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caffie1
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Dec 10 @ 4:39PM
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cute Gig......
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JimNastics
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Dec 10 @ 4:51PM
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"Thought he was a man, but he was just a muffin.."
This is so sad. 
He was over to our home for dinner many times 
Our whole family really buttered him up and broke bread with him
Although passed, we should not dessert him in his time of knead. 
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tiggercat
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Dec 10 @ 5:02PM
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this joke was posted over the weekend,but for those who did not see it...enjoy
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Bluetic1966
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Dec 10 @ 5:09PM
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Damn, now I'm hungry!
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chris549547
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Dec 10 @ 5:18PM
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well its sad to see him go,,, he was one of the tuffest ,,always taking the finger from the man,,and never once did he go postal 
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Injuneer
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Dec 10 @ 5:19PM
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And I'm assuming cremation of the body?
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Kat_luvr
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Dec 10 @ 5:39PM
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.....................An oldy but a goodie..............
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enigmasrook
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Dec 10 @ 5:44PM
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Very sad news indeed....but......some do not hold Doughboy in such high esteem...The Other Side of Doughboy
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enigmasrook
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Dec 10 @ 5:49PM
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ooppss The Other Side of Doughboy
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warrior674
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Dec 10 @ 5:53PM
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Little Debbie called me just now and told me that Duncan Hines was injured in a
bizarre microwave accident earlier today. Mr. Hines is expected to make
a full recovery.
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azgirl701
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Dec 10 @ 6:51PM
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oppositeview
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Dec 10 @ 8:38PM
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Don't be sad... he will rise again!!
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brunettee62
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Dec 10 @ 9:30PM
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HMMM....My son has a sweat shirt
with him on it saying...Got Dough?
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GiggleAddiction
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Dec 10 @ 9:58PM
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OK....since it seems I'm a dumbazz and missed this post last weekend, let me apologize for trying to lighten the load. Damn crictic in every bunch I swear to Karma. I'm sorry to the two of you who are offended I posted mundane crap. Live in my world for two minutes, you'd love the mundane bs I posted. Seriously, I was in melt-down mode and missed last weekend...well, last week, I think...sorry to have bored ya' both. Next time, click to the next blog ~ pretty simple fix, I thought it was funny. Pft on that rest. (And yes all, I'm being snarky ~ I'm allowed once in a while.)
3 hrs 57 mins ago
Little Debbie called me just now and told me that Duncan Hines was injured in a
bizarre microwave accident earlier today. Mr. Hines is expected to make
a full recovery
Did I mention I'm marrying this man? He isn't aware, but at least he found the damn humor. 
AZGirl: I so love you. No matter how bad I feel, you make me gigggggggggle. MWAAAAAAAAAH.
20 mins ago
HMMM....My son has a sweat shirt
with him on it saying...Got Dough?
I don't think the shirt will show, but dear God that is hilaious. I have these drunk friends, and no, not me yet...too damn bad. They live fighting in their garage. They have shirts that say, "What happens in the garage, stays in the garage." I'm sorry, sick/twisted/or whatever ~ I love it. Anyone have a box of Merlot and a garage? 
Thank you all for finding humor here, I needed it tonight. Much love to you all. Happy holidays.
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