got this one awhile back.
Choosing A Wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants t o save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about wha t each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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ChipP
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Dec 18 @ 3:23PM
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 schwing!
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iam7545
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Dec 18 @ 3:25PM
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soooo - whats the problem with that??? 
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beckyiv42000
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Dec 18 @ 3:27PM
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stormbringer99
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Dec 18 @ 3:27PM
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Nothing to say to this…all too true!
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JonieXoutspoken
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Dec 18 @ 3:35PM
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-cracks up- that's a good one.
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chris549547
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Dec 18 @ 3:43PM
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ya know! I dont get impressed by women who have silcone put into their breasts
wanna know what will impress me,have those breasts filled with heineken,that will impress me 
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Kentuck
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Dec 18 @ 4:13PM
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I have sen that one many times and every time I read it it reminds me of a friend.
He was dating a nurse (RPN), a legal Secretary, a young lawyer and a School teacher. He was also dating this woman that was a manager for a major Auto company. He used his logic. The manager had a business degree from a bit ten schol and he had an engineer degree from a big ten school. He enjoy all the women the same but was tired of dating. so, he decided to get married.
The RPN had too weird of hours.
He did not like the Legal Sect friends.
The school teacher--well she was just plain and did not have much time in the week
so, he married the Manager. He though with his skills and her business degree and experience they would be on top of the world.
5 years later he was ready for a divorce.
She turned out to be an alcholic.
Loved money and expensive things
Quit her job and did not want to work
Every thing was always a crisis.
Plus, he had to manage every thing.
So, men be careful with your logic. Either othe others would have been better.
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kywonder
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Aug 17 @ 1:45PM
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Men make choices with their eyes, not their brains. Most definitely do not think with their brains, but their reproductive organ.  
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