There was this widowed redneck. He was in his 60's or 70's.
He was sittin' 'round the local hardware store and a few young bucks asked him to tell about his memorable sexual experiences.
He leans back in his chair and scratches his chin and begins to tell.
"The first one that comes to mind is what I call the 'Choo Choo Train'. Ya see I was goin' with this gal and she had a gal friend who hadn't seen her boy friend in quite a while and he came back into town. These gals lived in a one room cabin.
We all were in that cabin with the lights out. My gal and I were in the bed and the other pair were on a quilt on the floor on the other side of the room. Well, we was all gittin' after 'it'. Every body was gittin' excited all about the same time.
I heard from the other side of the room, that gal was sayin', F*** me, baby. F*** me, baby. and mine was lettin' out noises like WOOOOO WOOOOO.
It reminded me of a choo choo train going chugga chugga Choooo Choooo.
I sez to myself, looka here, I'm ridin' on a choo choo train.
The second that comes to mind is what I call 'Around The World In 20 Minutes'. That's kinda self explanitory.
The other that comes to mind is my lovin' deceased wife. Bless her heart. It's kinda self explanitory, too. I call it AN ADVENTURE WITHOUT HER DENTURES.".
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