My New Years resolution is to send several people, online and off, instructional manuals/ videos on how to achieve a life of their own; that way, they will have their own business to stick their nose into instead of mine.  (In the words of my son..."Burnnnn")
Funny story, well, it’s funny to me anyway.
I was sitting Indian style on my bed the other night when my son came into the bedroom. He was drawing sunflowers on some paper and for some reason had my staple remover.
I said, “Logan, bring me that now.”
So, he did, but, he was a bit heated he was no longer allowed to play with, so he kinda flung it at me and it landed between my legs.
He looks at me, with a worried look and says, “Mom that almost stabbed you in the “bagina.”
I just shook my head, rolled my eyes and hid my smirk as I told him to go color some more.
Bagina? He is five years old…I have my hands full my friends. 
Also, I thought I would share a secret about myself.
Sometimes, when I can’t sleep at night, I will try to count sheep.
I know what yall are thinking, “Whoopy-doo.”
But, when I get to the fifth or sixth sheep, I can not get it to jump over the white picket fence.
That damn sheep sits there, staring at the other sheep across the fence. It will not jump, fly, skip, leap, or frolic over the fence.
This pisses me off because I try everything to get it to cross the fence. I pretend that I am going to shear the sheep…nothing. I show it some freshly packed pork chops…it just stares at me. I put on a coyote costume to scare it over the fence…it just laughs at me.
I then concentrate real hard…I squeeze my eyelids real tight, I visualize that sheep jumping the fence. It just won’t do it.
This goes on for about 30 min, until I am pissed and sleepy no longer. 
Damn the sheep, damn them all... 
Anyhoo, have a safe New Years. No drinking and driving. 
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theblessedone
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Dec 31 @ 6:30AM
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Bagina. Five-year old.
(ha ha ha...poor YOU!)
Oops, sorry. Can you tell I don't have kids?!
Strap a pair of GE F404s on that sheep, hit the afterburner, and go to sleep!
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chatillion
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Dec 31 @ 6:48AM
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Counting Sheep ?
A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse and a
young boy answers the door.
The salesman says "Son, is your mom at home?"
The boy says "Yes, but she's out back making love to the sheep"
The salesman takes a step back and asks
"Isn't that bad for her health?"
and the boy replies... "Naaah ahh ahh ahh ahh..."
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jentoblues101
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Dec 31 @ 7:15AM
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Happy New Year to you and your son, Jenn!
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JimNastics
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Dec 31 @ 7:44AM
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To heck with the sheep.
Try warm cocoa, some music turned low, or some      
Nevermind.
Happy New Year !!!
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misschoos
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Dec 31 @ 7:50AM
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try counting welsh sheep instead
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WSOR
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Dec 31 @ 8:21AM
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Bagina!  That's cute. What kids are picking up nowdays are things I didn't learn or even hear of until about age 10 or 12. He sounds like a very observant & smart lil' guy. 
As for the sheep.. have you tried taking the top tier off of the fence, or is that sheep #5 still stubborn even after that? Try this & see what happens. Might help get the chain moving again. :) K5LA train horn
Happy 2008 to you!
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sciurusniger
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Dec 31 @ 8:43AM
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I am so not surprised you've got your hands full with Logan.
Cute blog.
Happy New Year!
~*~
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selectiveman
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Dec 31 @ 9:29AM
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Maybe you could train those sheep to walk thru an open gate. instead of jumping over the fence.
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oceanlover734
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Dec 31 @ 9:37AM
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Happy New Years Jen you are a REAL "sweetheart" and thats a good thing. Enjoy your son and laugh often. As for the sheep thingy I count mine backwards and it works  .
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suzzieq356
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Dec 31 @ 9:38AM
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Happy New Year ....Your son sound's so cute.... 
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ChipP
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Dec 31 @ 10:22AM
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Same thing happens to me..try counting something, sheep, leaves falling , blades of grass, and I either lose count and get stressed out or they all change on me somehow.. The best method I have found has simply picturing myself laying in a peaceful comfortable place, like a big nest of overstuffed pillows or a big hammock..Then I clear my mind as best I can of all the baginas I thought of that day.. happy new Year Sweety...
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CJayWright
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Dec 31 @ 10:57AM
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Two minutes of sex always makes me sleepy
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luvshorses644
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Dec 31 @ 10:57AM
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Ah SH...
There are soooooooo many years of things like the bagina ahead of you! And then comes the first crush, the first date, the driving.. but I know you can keep ahead of all that, jest because!!!
Thanks for making me smile today... hope your son and you both have a wonderful New Year...
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Tunes4u
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Dec 31 @ 1:52PM
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Happy New Year to you and your little boy Jenn!
All the best to ya both!
Bagina...... 
That is something like a bagel?
Right?
lol
Cheers.....be safe!
Tunes
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missliss78
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Dec 31 @ 4:50PM
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I'm thinkin' instead of PORK chops, you should try some LAMB chops? Hmmmm....or perhaps you should get sheep already over the fence to flash #5 some bagina & say herrrrrrrrrre, sheep, heeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.
Wishing you & li'l Logan an awesome & happy new year!
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