Are You Sexy? posted 1/1/2008 12:44:34 AM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse

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Have you ever been told you are sexy? Perhaps even at a time when you did not feel sexy at all? Most people are sexy to someone. Feeling sexy is not the same as being sexy, so before you rebuke such a compliment , perhaps you should consider the following:.

That "you are sexy" is a statement easily proven by mathematics. The science of logic is based entirely on mathematical formulas. Most dictionaries define "sexy" as having qualities attractive to the opposite sex. In a hypothetical syllogism we start with this mathematical formula:


MAJOR PREMISE:
People having qualities/features attractive to the opposite sex
are considered "sexy".

MINOR PREMISE:
YOU have qualities/features attractive to the
opposite sex.

CONCLUSION:
Therefore YOU are "sexy"

To be considered a VALID Conclusion the minor premise
must affirm the Major premise (which it does) Both
premises must also be shown to be true. They obviously are.

By reading several dictionaries we can observe that the leading authorities on language including Websters, Colliers, and Funk and Wagnall all concur on the accuracy of the major premise.

Credibility is given to the minor premise because whoever told you that you were sexy is presumed in this scenario to be a member of the opposite sex. They know what they like. With years of active participation and constant study of relationships with women, I can easily consider myself an expert witness. I can attest that you have features that I might find very attractive including (but not limited to) a very nice smile, soft warm eyes, and a shapely body. You might also demonstrate an outgoing and self confident personality, an open attitude in sexual matters, a romantic nature, and a high degree of intelligence, all of which are definite "turn-ons". Your hair color, style, or texture may be appealing to certain specific individuals

Given the high degree of accuracy in this mathematical computation, You should find no reason to dispute the conclusion. I realize however that in matters such as this, "Logic" and "Science" do not weigh so heavily as emotions, so I would suggest that you might test these findings in a more personal and emotional way. With some time privately spent in the company of one another, the same conclusion might be reached in altogether different ways. Just a thought worth exploration...

....steven

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