1) Any parent who decides on a standard name, but then changes the standard spelling is required to be given immediate counseling. Replacing 1 or more regular vowels with a "Y" will result in a fine.
2) If both parent's names begin with the same letter, giving any or all of the kids a name beginning with that letter will result in jail time, varying in proportion to the number of kids affected.
3) Any adult who gives their child a name that is a variation of a marketed product or service must pay licensing fees to the company that produces said product or service.
4) If the child is given a name that completely lacks vowels, the family is required to be relocated to Wales.
5) Any parent who gives their child the name of a season, weather condition or astronomical phenomenon will immediately be tested for drugs, and such testing will continue over the next year.
6) Names that play on the last name or otherwise result in puns will result in either life imprisonment or execution.
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estoyaqui
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Jan 2 @ 11:52AM
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I had a friend who was named Ben Dever, good enough guy but I wonder about his parents! In school we had a kid "Richard Head" his mother would sometimes substitute classes and you would never guess what question she was most often asked. And you forgot about people naming the kids with the exact same name as their father, and their fathers father and so on and so forth. Might as well cut to the chase and call them all junior. And I couldnt find the article but a few years back it was in the news cuz this jerk of some parents that were overly hippie named their 2 children penis and vagina, you think they may have a tough time in school?
-S
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Americanflirt
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Jan 2 @ 11:59AM
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good thing this law wasn't passed before Wrigley Field was born last month!!
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theresam77
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Jan 2 @ 12:03PM
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Cute! Love it 
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EternalFlame
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Jan 2 @ 1:01PM
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My daughter is dating a boy named Airyc. That's pronounced ERIC for those that don't know 
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MsLani
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Jan 2 @ 2:07PM
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There are children who would vote for these laws! 
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openmindedguy
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Jan 2 @ 3:44PM
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One of my closest family friends going up lived in what I call the Double D Family
Doug, Donna, were the Parents and the kids were Danny, Darlene, and Dianne. and the last name began with a D as well. Imagine the trouble they'd be in
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missliss78
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Jan 2 @ 6:26PM
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Cute blog!
Good points! 
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