And I think to myself...what a wonderful world posted 1/3/2008 3:19:04 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse

fightingirish04

And then, I cum....

Here I am, again..! Don't call it a comeback!! I've been a filthy pervert for years, and I get a gold watch if I make it five more without kicking the bucket..

Or catching a flesh-eating virus.

Life is funny...or it's tragic. Those are your only two choices, and the person you decide to be will determine whether you dread waking up above the ground tomorrow or you're looking forward to it. I think people who go through life without a sense of humor are the most retarded of all God's creatures. At least those who arrive mentally disabled have the class to go through each day with a freaking grin on their faces!

I have blocked a former friend who decided to judge me. She felt my moral compass was designed in a way that made me much like Captain Jack Sparrow from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies....the needle points only to that which I most desire. It turns out my compass needle points roughly in the same direction as my penis.. (those of you prepared to make needle-dick jokes, I applaud you!! I left a great opening for you, and you have the humor to seize the day!! Carpe the freakin' diem!! Congrats..! Yes, I'm hung like a gerbil. A twenty-foot tall gerbil, you bastards!!! LOL!!!)

I digress...

I blocked a former friend who lost her sense of humor. For better or worse, I write in this forum NOT to be granted blessing for my actions or cursed for them. I blog on this site for my own sick amusement...and that of those friends who share my dark, warped and sometimes inappropriate sense of humor and morality. Most of you would not have sex with your spouse's or girlfriend's mom on CHRISTMAS, but I am a guy who would....or at least write a story that quite convincingly set forth the premise that I MIGHT have!!

If it made you laugh..I'm thrilled.
If it made you cum, I'm flattered.
If it made you shake your head and say, "Lord, that boy's not right.."

...well, Amen to that!

But don't be "disappointed" in me or be torn as to whether of not you can converse with me!!!!

WhAHHH..!!!!! WHAAAhhhh..!!!!!!!!

That's me crying...if I spelled that wrong.

Now... her best friend is a cheerleader, and she's hotter than the McDonalds coffee that burned that lady's thighs a few years ago.

How many people want to read a story about me bending her over in her grandmother's bathroom?

I jest... I don't have that one written...

Yet.

Cheers!!

Kyle~

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