Bad boys..!! Whatcha gonna do?...Bad boys, bad boys...
Cops is filmed with the men and women of law enforcement. All rednecks and trailer trash are assumed innocent until their court appointed attorneys get them probation before judgement
The cameras reveal a police officer standing outside the door of a quadruple-wide trailer in the western Hollywood hills. A worthless piece of crap in a reversed baseball hat is captioned to be Kevin Federline.
The policeman shouts, "Open up, ma'am. It's the police."
Kevin shouts, "Britney! You bring dem damn kids out here, gurl..!!"
"Hells no, Kebbin!!! Dese here is my chil'ren, and you can't have Shane and Jason!"
"Damn, girl...they's names is Sean and Jaden...I thank."
"Well.....what-evah!!!!" Don't argue with me when I'm drunk..!"
"Bee-yotch, we wouldn't never argue if I had to wait for yo ass not to be drunk... HEY!! You ain't s'pose to drank when you got those chil'ren!!"
The officer interrupts, "Folks, I'm going to need you to get these chickens back in some sort of coop and stop bickering, o.k.?"
Kevin slurs, "Occifer, you got to believe me, dat woman is bad for dese kids. She don't even pay no attention to them when she got 'em, and..."
"What-evah, Kebbin!!!! You just mad that I drank the last Mountain Dew and ate yo' Funnions!!!!"
"Shut up, bee-yotch! Don't make me beat yo' ass wid da' dog leash agin!"
The police officer looks at his partner. "To hell with this. I say we shoot them both."
From inside the house, "Can somebody call me an ambulance?... I think I just barfed a kidney into my overalls... JASON!!!! Put mommy's barf down now, critter!!"
"His name is Jayden, bee-yotch!!!!"
Fade to COPS logo
...... I hate these people.......
Kyle~
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