Grace: (from bedroom) "Daddy, I'm scared!" Me: "Scared of what?" "I'm just scared!" "::sigh:: Look, you've got the light on, Eve is with you and I'm right here." "Eve can't do anything!" "No, but she's asleep. If anything comes for you it'll get her first and you'll have time to run away." ::silence:: I continued typing.
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TallBlonde1

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Jan 10 @ 9:10PM
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Good one, Dad.
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redtigr

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Jan 10 @ 9:12PM
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That is hilarious.
When I read this, I pictured Steve Martin saying those words to and on-screen child.
Perhaps you've a calling to screenwriting...? If they ever go back to work, that is.
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theresam77

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Jan 10 @ 9:17PM
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love it!
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SallyF

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Jan 10 @ 9:19PM
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Hoping that Eve was really sleeping :-)
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LipGlossQueen9

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Jan 10 @ 9:22PM
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sounds like something my parents would've said to me
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luvshorses644

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Jan 10 @ 9:46PM
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I love it!!! And if Eve wasn't really sleeping, she is now probably thinking of somehow diverting whatever will enter their room to yours to get you so they both can make a clean getaway.
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missliss78

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Jan 10 @ 10:21PM
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Thanks for sharing that with us. Glad to see you here today!!!!
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Sweetheart83446

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Jan 11 @ 1:33AM
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Haha wer're so alike...hahahahah. That's funny.
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UnicornLover1962

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Jan 11 @ 4:48AM
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that was great! sounds like something i said to my sisters when they were growing up!
at least she didn't rob the fridge and put out a ton of grape juice in glasses all over her room!(gotta love commercials)
huggles
mel
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sciurusniger

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Jan 26 @ 11:34PM
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How did I miss this? Absolutely hilarious!!!
Good job!
~*~
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