Forward this email or else! posted 1/15/2008 11:45:19 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor

thenewguy295

Send this to everyone you know, it's very important, I'll explain.

You see somewhere in [your town] is a little boy/girl [insert name] who is dying of a very painful illness [invented disease here] there is only one cure and it's so very expensive that little [insert name] parent's can't afford the treatment but you can help.

Microsoft/AT&T/IBM/Bill Gates/Yahoo/Disney or some such entity is testing [insert product here] and for each person you email this message to they will donate $.000045 to pay for the needed medical treatments for little [insert name again] and you could win a chance to participate in the Nigerian National lottery!

If you don't forward this email, Microsoft/AT&T/IBM/Bill Gates/Yahoo/Disney or some such entity will let little [yeah insert the little twerps name again] die a slow painful agonizing death and it's all your fault. In fact Microsoft/AT&T/IBM/Bill Gates/Yahoo/Disney or some such entity feels so strongly about this that they will stand in the same room with little [whatever] and eat candy bars as they call you on your cell phone and describe the slow and incredibly messy demise of the little [bastard] just to make you feel guilty that you didn't save his/her life by sending this to everybody you know and the money they would have donated for the cure will be sent to a terrorist organization so if you don't send the email the terrorists win. Also a hitman has been contracted to 'take out' every non-email forwarder so you see not only are you helping to save a life and gaining the possibility of winning millions of Nigerian...currency thingys but you are saving your own life as well and we also know where your kids go to school, get the hint.

Well it's decision time.....we think you'll make the right decision by forwarding this to everybody you know and even to many you don't because you are an upright moral obedient and easily swayed person and not a blood thirsty baby killer who doesn't forward emails to everybody you know.

Thanks and have a nice day.


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