A story of 2 woodpeckers posted 1/15/2008 5:52:35 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor, birds, trees

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A Hawaiian Woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were
arguing about which place had the toughest trees.

The Hawaiian woodpecker said that they had a tree that no
woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker challenged him and promptly
pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.

The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a
Canadian tree that was absolutely unpecakable.

The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence that he
could do it and accepted the challenge.

After flying to Canada, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree
with no problem.

The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is that the Canadian woodpecker
was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their
own state?

After much pecking, they both came to the same conclusion.
Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.

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