After being married for 37 years,
I took a careful look at my wife one day and said:
"Honey, 35 years ago we had a cheap apartment,
a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,
but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old gal. 
Now I have a $500,000 home,
a $45,000 car,
a king-size bed and an LCD screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 58-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not
holding up your side of things."  My wife is a very reasonable woman. 
She told me to go out and find a hot 21-year-old gal,
and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. 
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