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OHIO TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART


@ +70 degrees

Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Ohio go swimming in the Rivers.

@ +60 degrees

North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Ohio plant gardens.

@ +50 degrees

Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Ohio sunbathe.

@ +40 degrees

Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Ohio drive with the windows down.

@ +32 degrees

Distilled water freezes.
Lake Erie water gets thicker.

@ +20 degrees

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.

@ +15 degrees

Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.

@ +10 degrees

People in Miami all die.
Buckeyes lick the flagpole.

@ -20 degrees

Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Ohio get out their winter coats.
@ -40 degrees

Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Ohio are selling cookies door to door.

@ -60 degrees

Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Ohio Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
enough.

@ -80 degrees

Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
People in Ohio rent some videos.

@ -100 degrees

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Buckeyes get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

@ -297 degrees

Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Ohio complain about farmers with cold hands.

@ -460 degrees

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Ohio start saying, "Cold 'nuff for Ya?"

@ -500 degrees

Hell freezes over.
Cleveland wins the Super Bowl!


(Greetings from Ohio!)

Love,
Theresa

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