JOKE FUNNY

Dear IT Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> distinct slow-down in the overall performance, particularly in the
> Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
> Boyfriend 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
> such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
> undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've
> tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail What can I
> do?
>
> (signed) Desperate
>
>
> Dear Desperate:
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
> Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
>
> Try entering the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears
> 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application
> works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
> applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
> default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
>
> WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring
> Loudly.
>
> CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a
> supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
> buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I
> personally would recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck, IT Support