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posted 2/2/2008 12:01:27 PM |
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Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find
younger, sexy men who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you
can finish the basement. When you are done
you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant!

Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every
time you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving
it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by
60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

written to me by my friend donna in the usa

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Comments:
ne14me1972

Feb 2 @ 12:14PM  
i love older women i am real not fiction
IB4U

Feb 2 @ 1:03PM  
Teacuppom

Thank You for posting, I needed a laugh, I found my glasses now..

IB4U
exvagabond

Feb 3 @ 11:06AM  
…finish the basement. When you are done
you will have a place to live.
You and Donna are pretty good. Keep it up.

Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving
it is a problem.
Yes, but give yourself a break. When you were 5, you didn't have as much memory to store as you will have when you're 60. You don't forget why you went into a room, if you've been there only 10 times in your life. But by the 10 thousandth time, the missions get jumbled. Besides, we continue to hear reports of a decreasing attention span among young people. It seems to be getting down to the level of their elders, which is about 8 minutes between commercials.



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