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posted 2/4/2008 12:15:50 PM |
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  Tunes4u

I can't seem to escape them. It's like they hunt me down in order to keep me awake at night. Questions and questions and more questions.......I think and I think....and then I try not thinking , until I am all thunked out.
I am exhausted.
I need a sedative or something.
Somebody needs to put me out of their misery.


For instance.......

What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Now just think about that.......

See what I mean?

Or....how about.....

Is there another word for synonym?
Now I mean it....stop and think about that one for a minute.....

Hey!!!! I got questions over here!

How about this one......I was looking on line for a nice quiet place to vacation at ....when....it dawned on me......
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
I mean really! Think about it! Those poor folks!


Even harder! Look at this one!

What do you do when you see an endangered animal, eating an endangered plant?



As a former vegetarian, I struggled with this one on a day to day basis.
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?


Ok....I am getting wound up a little tight now......


I was watching the news the other night, minding my own business, and not even thinking about some of these questions, when *pop!* right into my head came the question.....
How is it possible to have a civil war?

So that one upset me so much I switched to the Food Network Channel, and suddenly, without warning......a question!!

If you ate both pasta, and antipasto, would you still be hungry?


In trying to answer at least one of my thousands of questions, I realized I had failed. Which brought to mind, of course , another question.......

If you try to fail......and succeed.....which have you done?


One last thought before I go....this morning at breakfast I was drinking my coffee, sitting at my usual table in my usual restaurant, and pondering on the meaning of life, when....yep...you guessed it......another question.......

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
I mean come on! It's already sour ain't it??????
Yikes....I will never get to sleep tonight!


These are just a few of the things I struggle with.

I try to relax and think deep thoughts........

Deeply.

Hard to do when wading in such a shallow pool......
Which brings to min ........nevermind....I have had it.
I'm fried.

I need a nap.

Stay tuned


I do


Tunes

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On Being Committed.....
Just Ain't Done Yet
My Name is Tunes & I'll Be Your Server Tonight......
Staying Tuned
Looks Like a Cola, But it's Snot.
It's Finally Done!
Alright! Ya Been Gone Quite Long Enough!
Chasin' Wome....Opps....I mean..It's Friday!
Rodan? Godzilla? King Kong? Mothra? Otis? Brutis? Popeye?
As The World Turns
New Addition to My Family
A Quiet Passing of the Torch
I Got Questions
A Public Service Announcement
A Blind Squirrel's Nutpile
Old Home Week
Speaking of Harmony......
A Decline into Savagery
Play it Again Sam
I Should
The Art of Eating Honey
Tunes, Free Beer, And the Great Conspiracy
Jimmy Ratel
Forgive and Forget....Almost
Forget About It


Comments:
EternalFlame

Feb 4 @ 12:25PM  
Why is abbreviation such a long word?

I wonder about that...

Why do we say we're 'dusting' the furniture?

It's already dusted! Aren't we undusting?

Why do they sterilize the needles that are used for lethal injections?

Now that one is one to really get your knickers in a twist!
debe2u99

Feb 4 @ 12:27PM  
....too funny!!

You need lol ....hope you do find some

...maybe that will help?
misschoos

Feb 4 @ 12:29PM  
If you try to fail......and succeed.....which have you done?
You have failed Bet you can relax a little now.
redtigr

Feb 4 @ 12:39PM  
Rough week-end....?....?


Never to worry - Just put all your questions into one category: rhetorical...



Now you never have to get any answers...

(Hilarious blog, BTW... ...there could be a future for you on Jeopardy...)

EternalFlame

Feb 4 @ 12:57PM  
Why do we have a hot water heater?

You don't need a HEATER for HOT WATER!!!!
juliefoxylady

Feb 4 @ 1:03PM  
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
I mean come on! It's already sour ain't it??????

Tunes, you really need to take a nap... I'm unemployed and bored and I don't have that problem... Nitey nite.
cartay25

Feb 4 @ 3:00PM  
I feel for you Tunes

I have been struggling with this for a while........

" If a man is talking in the woods and no woman is around to hear him........is he still wrong?"

buckeye1963

Feb 4 @ 3:34PM  
Good blog. Made me laugh.

Paraphrased from an old George Carlin album:
"If you have several odds and ends on a table and you take away all but one, are you left with an odd or an end?"

"If you are refinishing a table, don't you have to restart first?"

He has others, but I can't recall any more of them.
Seriously dude, get a little sleep.

baldy855

Feb 4 @ 7:04PM  
Good blog that helps all of us with idle minds.

Yanno that white line on the right side of the highway? Where did they find one that long?
kattsmeow

Feb 4 @ 7:18PM  
As a former vegetarian, I struggled with this one on a day to day basis.
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
sciurusniger

Feb 4 @ 8:06PM  
Dang. You must have talked to my brother this weekend....



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missliss78

Feb 4 @ 8:44PM  



No gig this weekend or what?
misschoos

Feb 5 @ 3:20AM  
I think he's sleeping now
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