Why I'm Not Married posted 2/5/2008 6:29:42 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: marriage, divorce, anger

Gary51hwd

...Here are a few reasons listed in my divorce documents. I found them amusing then and even 10 years later they're still funnier than hell.
...Used to get so mad at my video games that I'd smash the controller against the wall or even the curb outside. Solution? Gave up the games.
...Smokes weed. Solution. Get rid of wife.
...Tried to construct a replica of Captain Kirk's Commander Chair (complete with mini-fridge) out of father-in-law's E Z Boy. Solution? What? It worked great!
...Got into a scrap with my wifes friends from church over, what else?, religion.
Solution? What easier way to keep these over-pious under-tolerant Nazis out of my house?
...Used to wait until she was in the shower to come into the bathroom, fart, then leave. Solution? She got rid of husband.....

..Some people are better left alone to stew in their own juices...literally.
...That's why I'm not married...how about you?

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