Well it's morning again. I think......it's light out at least.... and people are walking around downtown, or rather are being blown around downtown.......
And what a morning it has been too. I am a little edgy. Even after our 3 mile hike, and then breakfast, I feel a bit grouchy. I think it's the wind. It is brutal today.
Of course it surely wouldn't have ANYTHING to do with one un-named puppy or anything like sleep deprivation or anything like that, now would it.
Do you guys have any durn idea just how many pieces a full roll of toilet paper can be torn into? Not just a regular roll mind ya...we're talking one of the "Extra 500 Million Sheet" rolls here Buddy Boy. And not just torn to shreds, or in millions of tiny tiny pieces, but shredded down to the molecular level. Do you have ANY idea at all just how many pieces of paper that is?
I do. I figured it out this morning. He must of done that in retaliation for the bath I gave him last night.
I don't think my son would of done that.. Speaking of Numb Nuts.......
Do you have any idea how many pieces a crystal butter dish can be in after it is knocked off the counter? The boy was carrying Numb Nuts #2 through the kitchen, and one of his hind paws was sticking out a little further than Numb Nuts #1 thought it was, and it got swept right off the counter onto the floor.
So yeah...... ....I know how many pieces. A lot.
It would be nice to have a name for this guy.....this "puppy".....I really need a name I can bloody scream out at the top of my lungs when I need to.....Know what I mean?
In case you missed it....heh heh....I have a forum " Name That Puppy" contest going...I need your help.... http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_6_26197_1/Puppy_Needs_A_Name_Contest.html
Lots of good folks have been trying and I appreciate their efforts more than they know. Of course Sky and a certain OTHER helpful guy are not helping matters much. But then, they are trying.....aren't they? Come on...a bottle a good wine is the reward.....long as ya let me drink it with you .
Sure was windy out this morning......AT 3 Freakin' AM ........
Whose idea was this again? I need a drink. No wait...it's still morning....
I look down at the little guy sleeping peacefully here next to my desk, all curled up and looking so innocent. He is a pretty little thing. Cute as hell. He really is a good puppy. I am enjoying his company a great deal.......
I just saw him grow! He is like growing while I am watching him sleep!
What have I done???? (Be afraid Tunes....be very afraid!)
Stay Tuned...........*gulp* I do
Tunes
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legacy1

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Feb 13 @ 12:13PM
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Tunes, Your blogs always make me laugh...thanks for the great mental visuals!
Rick
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honeybear285

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Feb 13 @ 12:17PM
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Awwww.....is he resting up for tonights attack on whatever you have left out?
he he
Peace and Love Honeybear
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iam7545

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Feb 13 @ 12:22PM
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tunes --
Crate him when he is unsupervised!
How about "skydog"
JOKE - OK!
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LJRite

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Feb 13 @ 12:27PM
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Get a CAT!!......once a dog, always a DOG!!
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caffie1

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Feb 13 @ 12:37PM
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Tunes....it is hard to find a name for such a beautiful dog..... try this site....http://petrix.com/dognames/b.html then you can go thru any name imaginable......
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Gary51hwd

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Feb 13 @ 12:39PM
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What about Gamera?
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EternalFlame

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Feb 13 @ 12:42PM
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I still like my suggestion on your thread, Tunes
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SallyF

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Feb 13 @ 12:45PM
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Yes, we are trying.....very trying (and good at it :-) Don't worry, #2 will perfect tp'ing the house one day---just a few tears, but the whole roll decorating several rooms. It's the inner artist in them, doncha know.
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EternalFlame

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Feb 13 @ 1:08PM
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And I just posted something else....
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sciurusniger

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Feb 13 @ 1:19PM
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A lot of puppies end up ever-so-fondly nicknamed, "Dammit Dog".
Cute piece!
Of blog, ya goofball; of blog....
~*~
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Sugar_Lee

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Feb 13 @ 1:27PM
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Funny blog... I say Deeogee but that is Leonardo's last name...
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redtigr

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Feb 13 @ 1:31PM
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Don't fret over it.. you've got at least two years of puppyhood left..
I think you should call him Martin...
after the famous guitar...
or Martin Scorsese...
or Rowan & Martin...
or Dean Martin...
or that guy who used to blog here many moons ago... Martin666...
After all, for the next coupla years, he's gonna be the devil's child...
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TXgal4474

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Feb 13 @ 1:40PM
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You have such a wonderful way with words my friend! Funny & Fantabulous blog!
C~
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needa

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Feb 13 @ 2:04PM
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I thought about you last night when I was watching the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. I was eyeballing the working breeds, who are the giant economy size of what you have there at your feet. Yep, I was laughing, thinking of how much joy little Mr. Destructo was gonna bring to you while he's growing up, and shore 'nuff, you reported on his first of many episodes! All I can say is until he's grown, just invest in a really good dustbuster that can suck up fairly good-sized pieces........
Enjoy raising that baby - you two guys have 10-15 years of love and companionship ahead of you!
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misschoos

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Feb 13 @ 2:13PM
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Pepe
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cartay25

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Feb 13 @ 2:21PM
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Be careful or he might outgrow by the end of the week.
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fightnfire29

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Feb 13 @ 2:43PM
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Lol...sorry, but I can't stop laughing ...We all been "there done that"...
Puppy's are SOOOOO cute, but...it is just that...they are SOOO cute, and SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO darn notty!!!!
Who's idea was this....hehehehe...I won't tell!!!
Anyhow's....for the naming part...well...as we both experienced...he seams to respond to "No" or "Outside"! Lol....who says the name's have to be original!!!
Hang in there Tunes!!! Helps on the way!!!
Stayed Tuned....I know he will!!!
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debe2u99

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Feb 13 @ 2:56PM
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lol...love your blog...and remember those days here with my puppy. He LOVES to eat ANY paper product...and helps himself from the waste cans...ugh! I do what Iam said to do...crate him if I am too busy to keep an eye on him. They are babies after all... I remember all those late night runs outside to potty him in the early days, I got to see many many falling stars in doing so!
Now he manages to 5 or 6 AM...and a rare almost 7! lol I found if I keep a light on near his crate he sleeps better. He also sleeps better if I sleep on the sofa...but that gets old...FAST! Mine hates to be alone...so it seems.
Another hint about night time sleeping....don't let him drink or eat right before your bedtime...because what goes in...comes out pretty fast with a puppy...
A name idea...Bounty ...it's a brand of paper towels...lol or since he loves toilet paper...Scotties
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Loreli

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Feb 13 @ 3:22PM
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Aw, c'mon Tunes....that butter dish JUMPED off the counter!
Gunnar? ~*~
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luvshorses644

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Feb 13 @ 6:59PM
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How about Harley Davidson.... of course you could just call him Harley for short...
Harley Davidson adjectives (per me.... LOL): Sleek, Fast, Sexy, Fun, Freedom, Truth, Rebellion, Grit, Muscle... all the awesome attributes I think of when I think Harley
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luvshorses644

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Feb 13 @ 7:00PM
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And if you wanna go specific for Harley Davidson genre.. the newest model... would fit with your nick..
Rocker..... fast, powerful, sexy, flirty
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EmmeS61

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Feb 13 @ 7:48PM
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Absolutely love reading your blogs. Thank you for always posting something enjoyable, entertaining and worth reading
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missliss78

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Feb 13 @ 8:35PM
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I have a BRILLIANT idea....
I'll be by that forum thread in a few minutes to "drop it off."
Oh yeah...great blog, btw! Thanks for the laughs!
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lazareth

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Feb 14 @ 12:44AM
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Poor Baby (You, not the puppy )
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EternalFlame

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Feb 14 @ 3:47PM
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Please check my latest comment on your thread, Tunes....
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