For Fun: Bumper Stickers That Apply To Me posted 2/16/2008 8:29:51 PM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse

LipGlossQueen9

I'm really bored and thought this would be fun. It has absolutely no substance, but not everything has to, right? I just thought it would be fun to let you see a different side of me through these cute phrases.

Beauty Comes In All Sizes

Size Matters Not

I'm Only Wearing Black Until They Make Something Darker

Proud Slytherin

I Love Fall Foliage

Someday Big Butts Will Be In Style

I Don't Do "Normal"

All You Need is Love

New Jersey Sweetie

You're Starting to Make Sense. It's Time to Up My Medication.

Thank You For Not Being Perky

You Can't Spell Crap Without Rap

Fear Is The Path To The Dark Side

Yoda Loves You

Stupid Humans!

Brown-Eyed Girl

Cute But Psycho

It's Not That I'm Old, Your Music Really Sucks

BOW TO ME, MEATBAG

People Like You Are The Reason People Like Me Are On Medication

Tell Your Little Voices to SHUT UP I can't Hear Mine

I'm Smiling, That Alone Should Scare You

Who Says I Want To Fit In?

Women Who Seek To Be Equal With Men Lack Amibition

I'm Happy. Don't Ruin It

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Out of Bed

The Dark Is Afraid of Me

Your Jedi Mind Tricks Won't Work On Me

Come to the Dark Side, We Have Cookies

I Was Geek Before It Was Chic

Hippy Chick

Rap Music is an Oxymoron

Work is for People who Don't Have Internet Access

Organised People Are Just too Lazy To Look For Things

I Hated Bush Before It Was Cool

I'm Not Short, I'm Fun Sized

Yup, Gonna Take Over the World

I Often Bust Out With Random Dance Moves

Pale is the New Tan

Up the Shut f***

Tact is for People Who Aren't Witty Enough to be Sarcastic

Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History

I've Got A Perfect Body. It's In The Trunk and it's Beginning To Smell.

I <3 My Wrestler!

I Am In Shape. Round is a Shape!

Proud of my Country. Ashamed of my President.

I Don't Need to "Get A Life". I'm a Gamer. I Have TONS of Lives.

Bite Me. You Know You Want To...

Brunettes Do It Better

Italian Girls Do It Best

PARENTAL ADVISORY: I SAY f*** A LOT

I'm Not One To Chase Anything. In My Opinion, Karma Will Be a Bigger Bitch Than I Choose to Be.

I Stopped Fighting My Inner Demons. We're On The Same Side Now.

Sorry I Missed Church But I Was Too Busy Practising Witchcraft And Becoming A Lesbian

Blah, Blah, Blah...Good Point But f*** You Anyway

It's Because I'm White, Isn't It?

At Least My BUTT IS BIG

NEW JERSEY: ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE

I Am Listed In The Directory Under "Crazy White Girl"

I May Not Be Perfect, But Parts of Me Are Pretty Awesome

Old Enough To Know Better, Young Enough Not to Give a f***

Jersey Born: We Pump our Fists, Not our Gas, Bitches

GO f*** YOURSELF. I'm An Asshole And I Approve This Message.

Don't f*** With My Family.

I Suck At Life, But I'm Wicked Cool

I Got High and Nobody Died. Truth.

I'd Like To Offer Moral Support, But I Have Questionable Morals

When Men Stop Being Assholes, I'll Stop Being a Bitch

I HATE EVERYTHING

I May Be Going to Hell, But At Least My FRIENDS Will Be There

The World is Going to Hell And I am Driving the Bus

Yeah I Am A Loser, The Coolest Loser You'll Ever Meet

We Must Not Judge People by the Colour of Their Skin, But By Their Annoying Personalities.

Being Unstable and Bitchy Is All Part of My Mystique.

You Know You're a Redneck When You Party at Wal Mart

1/20/09. The End of an ERROR.

Lord Grant Me The Strength To Accept f***tards I Cannot Change.

Behind Every Bitch Is a Man That Made Her That Way.

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