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is valentine a christian holiday?

posted 2/18/2008 12:50:47 PM |
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Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "

Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish," she
asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad.? Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden,"she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.

"Well," she says, "I think that if Osama thought a little American
Jewish girl could have enough love to give him a valentine, he might
start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving
people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent
valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start
going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and
how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride.

"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know,"Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could shoot that sorry S-O-B."

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Comments:
530Meliss

Feb 18 @ 4:10PM  
Hey, I resemble that remark. *G*

Melissa
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