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Love making for seniors

posted 2/19/2008 4:51:37 PM |

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teacuppoms

LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS

1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

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ladykay488	Feb 19 @ 5:10PM


Ginstl	Feb 19 @ 5:14PM
	And, No doing it in a car after sunset!

honeybear285	Feb 19 @ 5:17PM
	That is wrong on so many levels......funny, yes.......true, sometimes.........but, you be so baaaaddd for posting this Ya know....those nice beds you put a quarter in and they vibrated would probably be a plus for seniors as well.....less work for them. Peace and Love Honeybear

cartay25	Feb 19 @ 5:30PM
	I know some folks who could use that advice.

IB4U	Feb 19 @ 5:36PM
	The AARP will be contacting you.... Funny, Thank You

cancun1999	Feb 19 @ 5:37PM
	How funny..Thanks for sharing..

A_TRAMP	Feb 19 @ 6:08PM


TheClockmaker	Feb 19 @ 6:09PM
	Too funny but Ya know....those nice beds you put a quarter in and they vibrated would probably be a plus better scratch that idea, they may vibrate right off the bed and never be able to get up again

teacuppoms	Feb 19 @ 6:11PM
	yes vibrating beds would be hazzard

Edelweiss	Feb 19 @ 6:15PM
	I enjoyed this. Thanks

tw56	Feb 19 @ 6:22PM
	ouch

DMC_Starbuck	Feb 19 @ 6:32PM
	Very cute.

loreal	Feb 19 @ 7:06PM
	Very Cute! L

Sugar_Lee	Feb 19 @ 8:25PM
	Gosh, I am glad I don't qualify yet! I hope I never do...Funny!

buckeye1963	Feb 19 @ 8:37PM
	I would recommend not putting silk or satin sheets on the bed. The chances of sliding off or maybe even right out a window could be too much to think about. The fall out of a first floor window might only cause a broken hip or two, but a second story bedroom would definitely be a killer.

KUPUNA	Feb 19 @ 9:47PM
	And no warm milk.

Fender	Feb 19 @ 10:12PM
	cute!

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