Some of you may have noticed that I changed my profile. I'm going to explain to you now why I did this.
First off, I was sick and tired of all the emails I got from old fat men about how they were offended by my use of the word "f***" and how they thought I was "nasty" and "too young to be so angry". I wanted to make fun of these people and what they expected, because quite frankly, anyone who is offended by the word "f***" and a little dark humour is hilarious. Face it, "f***" is a staple in my vocabulary, and yes, I'm young and I'm angry. Plus, I think humour that is mixed with anger is HIGH-LARIOUS.
Secondly, a few of my friends seem to be upset by the fact that I'm too "dark" and seem to want me to be sunnier and happier. My personal opinion is that that's bullshit, but I wanted to make fun of that too. I'm a dark person; I have been for years...ever since I was about 9. I mean...being in love with a kayfabed (fake) undead funeral director will do that to you, you know?
Thirdly, I wanted to see if anyone actually fell for the kind of fake bullshit I put in my profile.
So far, only three people have.
Besides, everything I wrote about in my profile is basically a mix of everything I hate about humanity...
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read more blogs!
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EmmeS61
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Feb 27 @ 10:38PM
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Works for me. And since most men don't read them, replies should not be problem. 
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SunBabe
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Feb 27 @ 10:43PM
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I thought this "new" profile was hilarious!  ....especially knowing you.  
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530Meliss
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Feb 27 @ 11:00PM
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Can't wait to read it but in the mean time, whatever opens your coffin. *wink*
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530Meliss
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Feb 27 @ 11:03PM
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If I were a psyhic... I would predict you're going to get MORE emails from this profile... Keep us posted kiddo (oops, was that too perky for you? *G*)
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andxr
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Feb 27 @ 11:05PM
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Your honest with yourself, change nothing! 
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Jankia
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Feb 27 @ 11:12PM
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Well,I seem to recall your ambition to someday run for the presidency LipGloss.
Your learning right fast on how to win.
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eastham
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Feb 27 @ 11:19PM
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OMG, I can't stop laughing! However, you forgot to mention the Sunday Bible school.
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steveemac
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Feb 27 @ 11:20PM
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did you have to list football as your pretend favorite sport?
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Josuha
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Feb 27 @ 11:35PM
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I never read profiles.
If I want a good fiction story I'll read Steven Spielberg.
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Josuha
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Feb 27 @ 11:55PM
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Ok..since you went to all the trouble, I read your profile abeit with some reluctance and tripidation.
I will admit that you are 'almost' as culturally deviant, socially unacceptable and completely disallusioned by this abortion called 'civilization' as I am.
I will, begrudgingly, give a kudo for your rebellion and your complete disregard for social norms.
I will also add a BRAVO!
Now please leave me alone..
I am working on another piece to further infuriate the sheep and government.
It's a hard job, but someone has to do it.
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edthepoet
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Feb 28 @ 12:24AM
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I am sorry that I didn't fall for it, maybe it was because I wasn't fat,lol ok, I am 50,lol
Besides that I didn't e-mail you.
I don't believe in changing a person, I believe in inspiring people and people feeling the inner need to inspire themselves more importantly.
You have a very unique personality, which I do admire because you don't give a fire truck what people think,lol Ok, I am sorry for not using the f word,lol
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kattsmeow
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Feb 28 @ 1:20AM
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So I take it the bad emails have stopped though?
I seem to be getting a lot of strange people viewing me lately too. 
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iam7545
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Feb 28 @ 1:29AM
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so then where are the pink bikini pictures!
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heavenbound584
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Feb 28 @ 3:27AM
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You need the lord.
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needa
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Feb 28 @ 5:57AM
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i read your new profile and i'm still laughing! good job!
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exvagabond
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Feb 28 @ 6:59AM
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BINGO! Excellent. Now save this one and make up another one, and pretty soon you'll have a book.
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kjac
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Feb 28 @ 8:07AM
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First off, I was sick and tired of all the emails I got from old fat men about how they were offended by my use of the word "f***"
Some of us old fat men use the word f*** even more than you do.
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Gallows_Humor
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Feb 28 @ 11:18AM
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why would I read your profile over and over..?? I liked the first one... 
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Guerrero
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Feb 28 @ 2:37PM
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You know something?
I liked your profile better when you were being true to yourself ... whether or not everyone liked it or not, at least you were being yourself.
Although I can take a good joke, I fit the category of some of the things you're "making fun of" in your profile.... thanks.
You may be "young and angry" but by stooping to the levels of the "older judgmental members" of the site, you're displaying the immaturity that we constantly get called on here.
Go back to being yourself and stop adding fuel to the fire.
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exvagabond
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Feb 28 @ 8:02PM
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I liked your profile better when you were being true to yourself Are you sure about what's that true self? LGQ is a good writer. I was about to suggest she do a "Ken" profile to go with her new "Barbie." They could meet up thru a site like this one, then have an affair that lots of people would want to read.
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