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posted 3/3/2008 10:54:44 AM |
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So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,

Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges,

the store's owner opened a

New Wives store just across the street.




The first floor has wives that love sex.




The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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Comments:
beachgoer362

Mar 3 @ 11:02AM  
Cute. and maybe just a little... just a little bit of truth? lol
jamminjerry

Mar 3 @ 11:10AM  
yes mam, there is a bit of truth in just about every joke. thats why "most" of us laugh at them.
chevymn

Mar 3 @ 11:19AM  
Honestly,I would have went to the third floor,there might be a woman who likes old cars up there.
Sugar_Lee

Mar 3 @ 11:57AM  
Are you saying women are hard to please or just discriminating? The last I agree with. Men jump at anything with legs and a skirt then regret it later...
chevymn

Mar 3 @ 12:04PM  
Sugarpie,I don't agree with your comment.It's not the legs it's the thighs that I look at ,it doesn't have to be a skirt,Iprefer a woman in jeans, she would be better prepared for any occasion.
hereshannon

Mar 3 @ 12:16PM  
I'm not saying that women are too picky or anything, but if she had gotten to the top of the Empire State Building she probably would have tried to bust through to the roof!!!
CHARLIgurl1

Mar 3 @ 12:44PM  
Great joke!..needed a giggle
asnet

Mar 3 @ 12:51PM  
Men jump at anything with legs and a skirt then regret it later...

Not that much later. A mouth and lips help.
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