As I drive around town I notice some , mainly women love to drive with their dog in between their arms as they drive. To me it strikes me as a pretty dangerous thing to do especially as one is trying to get a hold of the cell phone as it rings. These persons are normally very noticeable by their swerving from lane to lane as they collect their thoughts. Amazingly their small furry and spoilt little furball excuse of a dog eyes you up as they pass and has a look as if to say "get a life weirdo" . All this as you sort out your pucker factor after this near miss.
The unfortunate law enforcement personnel have problems nowadays as this used to be in bygone days a sure sign of someone driving under the influence of alcohol or a drug induced cocktail after leaving the pharmacy with their newly filled prescription.
What is the roadside check for driving under the influence of canine ? Get this little beast to tell truth and tell the cops he has "back seat ass cant sit down syndrome" another recognised illness that is gathering momentum as an excuse to force others off the roadway. How's about spell your owners name in a forward fashion "ephemeromorph" ,hmmmm
( save you a Google search, Any form of life too low to be classified as animal or vegetable )
Well we can all thank D.M.V for sympathy licences and I also heard that they are going to be offering free driving licences if you produce twenty four Pepsi bottle tops. The touch screen test will also have some added room to accommodate your furry, yappy little spoilt furball after all this is the land of the free and we should be free to drive with our dogs sitting safely in front of our eyes.
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