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Seven New Deadly Sins and a Recipe for Fudge

posted 3/11/2008 3:18:14 PM |
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  fightingirish04

Dearly beloved.....

After 1,500 years contentedly avoiding gluttony, vanity and wrath, the Pope has seen fit to give us the "Seven Deadly Sins Version 2.0".

It's official....God hates my SUV.

Which brings me to the question, "Are they still going to haul The Pope around in that bullet-proof Pope-Mobile, or are they going to pull His Holiness in a little red wagon?"

So many of these new "Deadly Sins" seem hard to avoid!!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article3517050.ece

It is now a deadly sin to become insanely rich, but does God turn a blind eye to the disgustingly wealthy billionaires like Bill Gates when this man gives MILLIONS OF DOLLARS to charities every year...making the world a decidedly better place for those who receive his donations?

Do I even know if something I have done has caused someone else "poverty"?

Are antibiotic drugs something our God doesn't want us to use or push...even to save our own lives? What about cholesterol medications or those for high blood pressure? Is this new Pope telling us that our God doesn't us doing ANYTHING that might increase our life expectancy? No research...no medications...no accumulation of wealth even if we share?

After 1,500 years, why does this Pope feel that God...and all the Popes in 1,500 years would have missed such important things like new "Deadly Sins" until 2008? Does this Pope recall that he has one of the largest designer shoe collections ever assembled by one man on the European mainland? Is he also forgetting that the Catholic church has amassed over the centuries one of the largest collections of wealth, art and financial assets ever controlled by any religious organization and many countries combined?

"Hello, Pot..? Yeah...what's up? It's kettle, man? How the hell are you doin'? Long time, no hear!! Dude...I hate to call you out of the blue to drop something like this on you, dude... The thing is... Awwww, man. This is hard. O.k.... Here goes. Pot...dude...you're black. O.K.? I know!!! I know!!! I'm black, too. Just wanted to call you up and say...this me me...the black kettle...calling YOU...the pot....black. Thanks."

Kyle~

Never Fail Fudge
3 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips
14+1/2 ounces (or 435ml) sweetened condensed milk
1 cup walnuts, chopped
1+1/2 teaspoons vanilla essence
dash salt


In a heavy saucepan over a very low heat, melt the chocolate chips with sweetened condensed milk and salt.
Remove mixture from heat.
Stir in vanilla essence and chopped nuts.
Spread mixture evenly into an aluminium foil-lined square pan (approx 8in/ 18cm).
Refrigerate to chill (approximately 2 hours).
Turn fudge out onto a cutting board and remove the aluminium foil.
Cut your yummy fudge into squares, and either eat the lot, or store (covered) at room temperature.

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Comments:
Sugar_Lee

Apr 23 @ 9:54PM  
The fudge sounds good.. When you make it call me!
Bionic_Angel

May 8 @ 11:20AM  
I dunno Kyle - if you read Conversations With God, the theory there is God wants for us what we want for ourselves - if we live guilt free happy lives then we won't need anti-biotics - sounds good to me. Apparently God says "If lots of casual sex genuinely makes you happy, have all the casual sex you want. Provided it's not hurting you or anyone else then bang away baby". Apparently God doesn't hold with all these man-made religious who make up lots of rules and regulations and use his name to promote it. So if we can be sure your fudge won't go straight to our cholesterol level, take it sky high and kill us outright - if we know it will make us happy for at the least short amount of time it takes for it to pass our lips, melt in the mouth and slide effortlessly down our throats, then I say - "Let us eat fudge". God wants for us what we want for ourselves!

P.S. If anyone knows wtf I'm talking about could they please let me know. I lost all contact with my brain a few days ago.
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