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As children we are self teaching ourselves in the art of cunning linguistics, alas many times it did not work and so practise had to mean perfection

Needless to say as a small boy I had to learn the arts of the basic survival skills of life. One example would have been after raiding the cookie jar for every chocolate cookie available, I would sometimes be caught in the act. Of course when asked did I take all the cookies I would try to say no it was not me. This of course was due to the fact my mouth was so full of chocolate cookies I could not talk. To my demise I discovered that this was never a very good reply and it rarely worked and therefore began learning right from wrong.

I survived and now had advanced and gained knowledge to take to the next level of life. The art of lying goes hand in hand with having a good memory and kicks in automatically as a defensive measure. An example of this was did you put gas in the car after you borrowed it ? at the time yes was the easy way to approach this subject. Of course I never put gas in the car that would have cost me money and anyways I was too busy to stop for gas. Very often at a later date the subject was broached by one of the persons who guided my meandering ways and of course had a far better memory than I. would state , "I thought you said that you put gas in the car" ? I did was the reply. Honestly at 17 I could not remember if I had or not what is wrong with these people I would think ?. OK well now your walking for a week was the reply.! I was quickly learning this right or wrong stuff.

In today's world I see how some of our leaders are top class illusionists and are teaching their generations and below the art of cunning linguistics. This was an art unknown to me and in today's world its a very necessary tool to have in your personality to get yourself out of the chit. A prime example of this would have been the Bill Clinton non adultery "massage technique" . Fellatio was not sex in his mind as we are all aware, and his reasoning's which were directly taken from the bible as there was never a mention within those olde leafs regarding your secretary giving you a blow job in the office.

Well as an adult in today's world I always give the benefit of the doubt I always put the "boot on the other foot " this helps me to decide right for wrong. OK so I go home and the phone rings , its the window cleaners best friend he tells me that my wife gave the window cleaner a B J when he was there. OK, is my reply I have referred to Blacks law dictionary which has told me that oral sex is not technically adultery it cannot possibly be, our president at the time has stated so. So whats the problem?

The world has become a strange place when I go to the restroom in Minneapolis airport its not the same anymore, always having to look over ones shoulder in case of possibly being propositioned by a senator from Idaho, who would think.

Today we have another in authority trying with his cunning linguistics but this time it did not work and I am glad it did not. His wife stood by his side for whatever sense of loyalty she has for this person. We all know right from wrong its your decision in which you choose with no excuses and no exceptions and certainly no photographs. .

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