30 seconds posted 3/30/2008 12:29:57 AM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: silliness

lurkernomore

So I've been on this site 30 seconds and I already have an email. It's from some one called "Matchdoctor". Too bad the name comes up blue, 'cause, man, this email is hot. I'm assuming blue means it's male.

I've been lurking around your little blogosphere here for a while and I've finally decided to add to the silliness you call MD. Well, actually, this looks like a good place to share my thoughts and maybe blow off a little steam.

One observation I'd like to make: Y'all (and I use y'all as a fake accent to throw everyone off from my true identity which is educated English nobility) need to learn how to debate. It looks like all I'd have to do is post a photo of myself half naked and then post extremely intelligent comments on blogs disagreeing with the OP. By extremely intelligent comments I mean "single word answers like 'burn' or 'psych'". Or I could totally diregard any points being made and ramble on about something else but make general noises of disagreement. But who cares, as long as I have pics of myself half naked it's all good right?

BTW, I am extremely obese, so any provocative pics I post will be fake.

So, how's this for an introductory blog. bog. bolg boolg booger (gratuitous typos, just tryin' to fit in with the natives)

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