A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything that was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
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ragtopcookie
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Apr 5 @ 2:30AM
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can we ever win?......cookie
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Blueschic
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Apr 5 @ 2:57AM
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Yes with an emphasis on communication...LOL
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bellaluv
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Apr 5 @ 6:39AM
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You know, I'm not even gonna kid myself about being a SIZE 6  , so...I'll take Six Flags and a Happy Meal any day... 
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Blueschic
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Apr 5 @ 8:48AM
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I hear ya Bella. At our height that's like being a poster child for anorexia.
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chevymn
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Apr 5 @ 10:35AM
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Just another case of a man trying his best to please his wife and no matter what it's still not good enough.
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CJayWright
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Apr 5 @ 12:14PM
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Pssst....
Notice anything here? 
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Blueschic
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Apr 5 @ 1:40PM
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Oh yes I do. How are ya doin' there?
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capobeachguy
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Apr 7 @ 9:02PM
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If a man speaks but no woman hears him...Is he still wrong? 
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Blueschic
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Apr 8 @ 1:02AM
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I can ONLY see that happening if he is talking to himself. Haven't we women been taught by you men that you guys are never wrong. My ex was taught by his father an ex Master Sgt. in the Army....I may not always be right, BUT I am never wrong. Now, you wouldn't accuse us women of pulling that good ole double standard would ya?...LOL
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grayson_calif
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Apr 8 @ 8:59AM
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Hey...we mean well - give us some credit already............... 
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