The Dog & Pony Show, Warez Hell..... posted 4/7/2008 5:44:20 PM | 18 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: commentary

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Well, in this particular case, it's a Chihuahua and an Ass...but you get the idea.

It's been an interesting week. Sci and I have been having a lot of fun of late, from spending quality time with relatives to thanking God, Allah, and Bob Marley we're not part of certain DNA signatures. It's always an adventure around here. It's part of our relationship, which is simply awesome, thank you very much.

We've recently purchased some used UH-60 Blackhawks to supplement our already-burgeoning fleet of mind-melding rotor-craft. I've been busy with cans of black RustOleum™ and tinkering with brain penetrating lasers...I gotta tell ya, those damn things are a BITCH! One little fkup and whammo, they rearrange the brains molecules and test subjects are forever fked up. No amount of aluminum foil can fix that ...sorry.

We had a meeting of (edited for content) the other day up here in (edited for content). It was a pretty good showing, although (edited for content) did show up late. We went over more Warez stuff and came to the conclusion that using people's (edited for content) was getting out of control. We did hand out the Phickle Phinger of Phreak Award to (edited for content) for his recent work in accessing cell (edited for content).

Chicken was on the menu until Sci beat the shit outta me with a hockey stick, the chicken was released unharmed and we feasted on roots, shoots and flavored water. Some, notably (edited for content), disagreed with Sci's choice of hearty fare and rioted, resulting in Sci pulling tracheas out in grand Matrix fashion. I managed to capture some of the excitement on tape, so if anyone is interested, I'll fire off an email to ya.

I've noticed an upsurge in budding relationships. I'm glad, although some on here will use any opportunity to insult some who have. I often wonder what some think the purpose of a site like this is? Is it to trash the information highway up with shit dressed up as child-like prose, or is it for good people to communicate and hopefully form relationships, new and exciting with much promise? Such negative behavior is a pity and very un-christian like. Shame on some of you. Marketing yourself as being kind, good and thoughtful; you really should be ashamed of yourselves. What is it to you how and why someone finds interest in someone else and how they communicate about it?

At least they aren't relying on Men's Fitness magazines, a pair of gym socks, a tube of lotion, a pair of popsicle sticks and duct tape to get through the night.

Jealousy, that's all it is. When you can't get your Chihuahua to show a little homosexual love by tying a Milkbone around your neck, you resort to attacking people who can find someone, someone who interests them, someone they make a connection with...you aren't here to find anything like a mate, you're here to escape a pathetic existence and do your best to infect the naive with bullshit.

So here's to you that actually DO FIND SOMEONE on this fine site; I raise my hacked glass of flavored fkng water to ya. Salute!



Well, I have to go power up one of the (deleted for content); I have a sortie up around (deleted for content) tonight. I'm testing out a new-fangled butt-probing laser/radar tonight...figured I best lube that little fker up early. I'll be around the area of (deleted for content) tonight, so if you're up late and in possession of night vision equipment, lean out a little and wave.

Remember, Warez Hell.

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