Don't be afraid of the spider...... posted 4/9/2008 3:54:01 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: spider

jelltex

Today, we are going to look at a specis that is new to science; the accursed spider.

The accursed spider was once a dessert living creature, feared for its venom, clearing small wildlife around where one would live, finding the occasional mate. Seems like the accursed spider is indeed cursed with not liking females; which makes them very rare today.

Research has shown that they can be very adaptive, and possible have taken to living in cyberspace. This adaption seems to have diluted their venum, and a bit from this creature is more of an irritant than anything else.

The best course of action is to igonore the accursed spider, lest he swells itself up with its own importance and think it really is a scary best, rather than the pain in the butt spider most call it today.

The accursed spider thrives on attention and causing pain through insults to others; it quickly shrivels and dies if ignored. It has figured it can cause misery on web forums and chatrooms and even message boards and blog sites like this one.

Do not be afraid, ignore the spider.


Thank you for reading this public information. Carry on as before.

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