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The wisdom of the sparrow

posted 4/11/2008 9:39:21 AM |
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The wisdom of the sparrow

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly decided to fly south.

In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to Earth in a barnyard, nearly frozen solid.

A cow passed by where he had fallen, and crapped on the little sparrow.

The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings!

Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to sing.

Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping he investigated the sounds.

The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him.

The Moral of the Story:

Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy

Everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend.

And if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap, you might just want to keep your mouth shut.

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Comments:
justme836

Apr 11 @ 9:52AM  
H, can't you offer up a happy ending for all?

Poor little sparrow......................

Then again, I feel bad for the Big Bad Wolf who only wanted some bacon.




loreal

Apr 11 @ 9:56AM  
IB-
I am failing to see the Wisdom here...lol!
But understand the story...sometimes what you reap is what you sew!
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CHARLIgurl1

Apr 11 @ 10:37AM  
LOve it!
edthepoet

Apr 11 @ 11:13AM  
I am not seeing this as a story of wisdom,rather it's one fricken bad day for that poor sparrow,lol The moral of the story should be, stay were you are even if your a little cold,because if you don't you will be crapped on and then eaten,lol
sweetpea625

Apr 11 @ 1:52PM  
Some people just don't get it or don't know any better for what ever reasons. And others will do things that may appear to be helpful for their own gains and purpose.And then I think that life is not always a bundle of roses nor is it always a pile of crap, but life throws both the roses and the crap at you.........but hey if you are happy with the way your life is and accept the short comings and reality.............then yeahhhhhhhh I say close your mouth and be thankful!
Blueschic

Apr 11 @ 10:10PM  
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