I'm sure by now we're all used to people on Matchdoctor who have an affinity with animals and it's often obvious by their choice of ID. Some love domestic creatures and others feel a connection with the mythical. Today I received mail from a guy who appears to be half man, half cat. OK, so he's an American cat because he spells it with a K (why do you guys do that when a C will do?  ). Anyhoo, this is what he wrote.....
Hello! knew that you are very happy, my name is Kat , I am unmarried, you are attractive, I like you, I am willing to be your good friend, is also willing to communicate with you . I did not have the girlfriend now, you have the interest?
Mildly amused I took a look at his profile which I have altered in square brackets so as not to offend. I don't know what anyone else thinks but I'm thinking this guy definitely wants to lick me, so he must be a cat.
I like licking your [lady garden] every day, the [flower], the [garden border]. I saw on the computer some sexology material, speaks of the male to lick with the soft moist tongue to the female, the female may obtain the multiple sexual climax, G sexual climax, the female is comfortable and satisfies, I am willing to attempt, I am willing to let the female obtain comfortable and satisfy!
I want and like making oral sex every day for you! Let you comfortable and satisfies!
Eeeewwww!!! Anyone know where I can buy a good cat scarer? Or will I have to plant "pee off" plants in my garden to keep him at bay? 
Angel has blogged........ thanks for reading 
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