|
~*~ ~*~ Professional Blogger On Closed Course, Do Not Attempt ~*~ ~*~
“It’s here! It’s here! The ~*~ has landed in the mall, it’s here! God help us all!
(fade to a noble and lofty conceptual view of suburban living...with a shitload of squirrels )
Honey?
Yeah.
So what do we do?
About?
The discovery of ~*~’s true meaning.
Lase the infidels
Honey, the power of ~*~ is nothing to play with, it’s destructive; its power knows no bounds. Are you sure you want to unleash that power on an unsuspecting group of drooling (edited for content)? Think of the carnage, the repercussions; must I remind you of Sanjaya?
I prefer to define them as an idiot wrapped in moron, but sure, why not? Excuse me, but Sanjaya was just an itty bitty mistake. I'll lock him back in the box, lined with lead. Can we party afterwards? I’ll bring some wieners, some buns and you can make some potato salad.
With eggs and mustard?
Oh yeah, yummy yummy in my tummy. I always get a ravenous appetite following a good obliteration. Email the operatives letting them know of the shindig, will ya? Can I have a dog this time made from real snout and butt parts and not that silly pressed fkn soy product?
Yes, quitcher whining, ya little baby; this one time….
Well, alrighty then, I better tune ~*~ up. I don’t think I’ll have a problem, but like every death beam, it does have its limitations.
What do you mean?
Well, it’s a matter of targeting, wavelength and wattage. If I load the laser too much, the wavelength will splinter. I’m afraid if one target decides to duck behind a toadstool or something, the power unleashed on the surrounding flora could alter the magnetic poles; the planet would skip off its axis and plummet into the dark recesses of space. In addition, some of the targets are really huge, the mass of a target that big could splatter the galaxy with icky-yuk-yuk. If I set the wattage to....
You can shut up now..
Sorry.... Why is there a baby squirrel poking out of your top?
It’s warming, dumbass; I guess you better make the general announcement. It’s only fair play, you know.
Sigh, ok, fine. Can I warm myself down your top later on?
Quit being a little bitch, make the announcement.
People of Earth! It has come to our attention that the true meaning of ~*~ has been discovered. We came to this planet in peace, but through the voices of others, it’s apparent our message of love and compassion has been ignored.Laying it on kinda thick, ain’t ya, Mahatma?
Sorry.…
Your choice is simple: Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face complete obliteration! We shall be waiting for your answer, the decision rests with you.
One word from me, and ~*~ will reduce you to a stinking pile of Peruvian Yak dookie.
~*~, pay attention, Klaatu barada nikto!
Witness the heart stopping power of ~*~
With much love...
(Portions of this blog in quotes are from the 1951 movie, The Day The Earth Stood Still.)
Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)
|
|
read more blogs!
Blogs by PullMyFinger:
|
|
|
|
|
|
| ~*~ ~*~ ATTENTION! People Of Earth ~*~ ~*~ |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Redwicket
|
Apr 18 @ 3:35PM
|
|
 KUDOS
|
|
Tunes4u
|
Apr 18 @ 3:39PM
|
|
Damn...and all this time I thought they were Seagulls.....
Now I gotta headache.
Can I get one a them dogs too...like his? 
Please?
oh oh......DUCK! 
I mean....seagull!
~*~
I hate seagull dookie though....
Pass that over here will ya?
Thanks!
|
|
EternalFlame
|
Apr 18 @ 3:40PM
|
|
Don't tase me, bro! Don't tase me!
|
|
Tunes4u
|
Apr 18 @ 3:41PM
|
|
Your choice is simple: Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face complete obliteration! We shall be waiting for your answer, the decision rests with you. Ya big stinkin pile of Yak dookie.
Hmm...didn't I hear this line at the debate the other night?
|
|
misschoos
|
Apr 18 @ 3:43PM
|
|
Klaatu barada nikto
~*~ 
|
|
Tiramisu4u
|
Apr 18 @ 3:43PM
|
|
OMG.....I am soooo laughing....
A bazillion kudos if I had them..have to settle for 1...
Better read this quick...my words seem to be disappearing faster than I can type them... 
|
|
loisday
|
Apr 18 @ 3:46PM
|
|
|
|
|
wandaful123
|
Apr 18 @ 3:46PM
|
|
|
~*~ (it's the droppings you gotta watch out for....)
|
|
EternalFlame
|
Apr 18 @ 3:50PM
|
|
|
must I remind you of Sanjaya?
That part almost made me pee myself laffin
|
|
theblessedone
|
Apr 18 @ 3:51PM
|
|
I'll leave you a squirrel turd ~*~...
but only because the thought of Silver Spoons reruns scares the rebelliousness right out of me!
(unless you were one of those wee lads with a crush on Erin Gray, I can't imagine NOT being scared at such a threat)
|
|
RainSongSpirit
|
Apr 18 @ 3:52PM
|
|
 phunny stuff
|
|
redtigr
|
Apr 18 @ 4:01PM
|
|
Perfect... Thanks for putting this all in proper perspective... 
Oh - and by the way I painted a huge ~*~ on my roof - and did one in a crop circle so you've no excuse for "friendly fire" gone astray...
The ponies are scattering in preparation for fallout...
|
|
SunBabe
|
Apr 18 @ 4:05PM
|
|
~*~
|
|
luvshorses644
|
Apr 18 @ 4:06PM
|
|
One little~*~ with so many different meanings....
First it was just akin to a kudo
Then it was the sign of the second coming of Hitler (trying to get inside the brain and fry it..)
Then it was an asshole....
Now it's a seagull...
I am so confuggled... I am taking a break from all this drama...
and pssttt... I don't think you are as cute and cuddly as the other one nesting in your favorite spot.. ok, ok, cuddly but ornery!!!
Watch out.. ~*~
' ' '
' '
'
|||||//////////splat!!!!
|
|
sciurusniger
|
Apr 18 @ 4:10PM
|
|
,;;:;,
;;;;
,:;;:;
:;:;' (\\
':;:;,
';;:; (_)= ~*~
`"(_ )_
|
|
Tunes4u
|
Apr 18 @ 5:00PM
|
|
Now would ya look at that!!!!
Sci....you got that little feller to hold a little tray with an acorn on it....damn that's cute!
Say.....hmmm....
Do those little guys have much in the way of dookie?
I mean...I'm just sayin'.........I ain't never really seen one do it....and I don't think I ever done stepped in none that I know of....never like...you know....tracked it into the house.....
Anyway...I was just thinking about that while I was eating my burritto.
|
|
CHARLIgurl1
|
Apr 18 @ 5:02PM
|
|
So so funny! great stuff!
Well I know what it means anyway!
Its a squiggle...a star... and then a squiggle.. so there! 
|
|
Redwicket
|
Apr 18 @ 5:13PM
|
|
I love the Yak Dookie comment...I'll have to remember that one, have you ever seen a
Yak up close? Strange looking beasty, wonder what their dookie looks like 
|
|
kattsmeow
|
Apr 18 @ 5:19PM
|
|
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
~*~
Dear Sirs,
I have ran out of my quota of Kudo's. This means that from now till I get more, I will have to leave a "sign".
*~*
|
|
missliss78
|
Apr 18 @ 5:22PM
|
|
Last night someone mentioned getting "~*~" as a tattoo....
By jove, I think it's a good idea!
(If I wanted to ink my virgin skin)
|
|
jentoblues101
|
Apr 18 @ 5:26PM
|
|
|
~*~
|
|
EternalFlame
|
Apr 18 @ 5:27PM
|
|
I think that would make a kick ass 'tramp stamp' tattoo...don't you?
And BAH to the haters...now luvs is gone 'on a break'...thanks 
|
|
Classy_Blonde
|
Apr 18 @ 5:30PM
|
|
view more fail pictures
|
|
PullMyFinger
|
Apr 18 @ 5:36PM
|
|
^^^^^
wicket said:
Strange looking beasty, wonder what their dookie looks like
On the Tula once, smelly bastids....and their dookie is much larger than a ~*~
|
|
PentatonicPunk
|
Apr 18 @ 5:44PM
|
|
|
>^,,^< ~~~~ That means kill and eat your pets...with scalloped potatoes and creamed corn. I think. Maybe it was parents? My dog eared copy of The Gay Satanic Nazi Bible was the source.
|
|
PullMyFinger
|
Apr 18 @ 5:46PM
|
|
|
Yesterday it was "Kill Your Parents".....
|
|
Redwicket
|
Apr 18 @ 6:00PM
|
|
I've seen a Yak, a herd ot them in a field in rural Oregon believe it or no...they were
Awesome, but alas I wasn't Dookie watching that day...
|
|
illusion790
|
Apr 18 @ 6:00PM
|
|
|
you're insane! ~*~
|
|
bandtmom
|
Apr 18 @ 6:06PM
|
|
But....but....I like the soy dogs!
didn't you know they are made from ~*~
|
|
oceanlover734
|
Apr 18 @ 6:56PM
|
|
|
~*~ Me not scared of this so there!
|
|
blkfoot1954
|
Apr 18 @ 7:07PM
|
|
*~*
I laughed so hard..thank for that ..
EF..what a beautiful "tramp stamp" though....
|
|
unionman154
|
Apr 18 @ 7:45PM
|
|
Thanks for the good laugh. It gave me some relief, from this head cold of mine. 
PMF You Rock. Enjoy your all beef hotdog. 
|
|
misschoos
|
Apr 18 @ 7:52PM
|
|
How dare you, take my top spot on the most popular page.
How can you do that to me and sleep comfortably in your bed at night?
I honestly think that you are running a vendetta against Welsh people.
I'll send some secret symbols in your dreams, depicting Welsh cakes, Glamorgan Sausage, Bara Brith, fairy castles and the like in retaliation.
Be warned 
|
|
Redwicket
|
Apr 18 @ 8:09PM
|
|
|
Are Welsh Cakes that scary???
|
|
fenderchick
|
Apr 18 @ 8:19PM
|
|
~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~
Oh yeah, I gave you a kudo too, because I felt like this wasn't enough.
~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~
Your freaking brilliant.
I bow down to your mastery of the Blog.
I alway's assumed ~*~ just meant something good.
|
|
EternalFlame
|
Apr 18 @ 8:31PM
|
|
|
Glamorgan Sausage
But Glamorgan doesn't exist. How can they have sausage?
|
|
misschoos
|
Apr 18 @ 8:40PM
|
|
|
But Glamorgan doesn't exist. How can they have sausage?
It's only 'South' Glamorgan that doesn't exist anymore.
|
|
EternalFlame
|
Apr 18 @ 8:43PM
|
|
Ahhhhh....thank you so much for that clarification 
~*~ to you!
|
|
justlkn853
|
Apr 18 @ 9:12PM
|
|
|
( * ).......
|
|
mailorderannie
|
Apr 18 @ 9:55PM
|
|
can I be a part of your gang?
~*~
|
|
equuisdancer
|
Apr 18 @ 10:34PM
|
|
|
as always!
|
|
bandtmom
|
Apr 18 @ 10:51PM
|
|
~*~ has arrived.
|
|
whatagal
|
Apr 18 @ 11:08PM
|
|
|
I left another little green martian to help take over blogland.
|
|
MsLani
|
Apr 18 @ 11:24PM
|
|
I'm sure I've seen this movie
Can I get extra butter on my popcorn?
Peruvian Yak dookie?...Ewwwww
 Never mind the popcorn 
|
|
Redwicket
|
Apr 18 @ 11:30PM
|
|
Thanks for the Dookie visual...now I'll know it when I see it 
|
|
beckyiv42000
|
Apr 18 @ 11:57PM
|
|
PMFFFFFFFFFFFers BWAHAHHAAH
<(*v*)>
~*~
'
'
'
'
|
|
hellosue
|
Apr 19 @ 12:24AM
|
|
wondering if they sell these as temporary tattoos yet? do you think spencer's carries them? 
|
|
misschoos
|
Apr 19 @ 11:08AM
|
|
|
North Glamorgan doesn't exist either.
|
|
TallBlonde1
|
Apr 19 @ 11:35AM
|
|
I think I peed a little...and my cheeks hurt...what a way to start the day.
Ya know, you try to tell people the simple truth, and they insist on being foil hat wearing conspiracy-slinging idijits attempting to turn nothing into something, or as finally evidenced here in your blog, yak dookie. Thanks for explaining it so clearly. Klaatu barada nikto!
Btw, the meeting this week is on Wednesday, everyone bring either a main course, salad or desert, we're having a potluck.
~*~
=^..^=
|
|
mailorderannie
|
Apr 19 @ 12:44PM
|
|
|
Btw, the meeting this week is on Wednesday, everyone bring either a main course, salad or desert, we're having a potluck.
Being held at the SUPER SECRET LOCATION. Everyone will be asked for the secret handshake before they are allowed to enter.
~*~
|
|
sciurusniger
|
Apr 19 @ 1:05PM
|
|
And for goodness' sake, don't forget your uber-secret decoder ring. Last time, it took Cranky Franky forever to validate just which nuts were the good ones!
|
|
TallBlonde1
|
Apr 19 @ 1:42PM
|
|
|
desert,
Opps...I meant dessert....
And it's not code for anything. It has nothing to do with the secret location meeting place. Nothing at all. 
|
|
misschoos
|
Apr 19 @ 2:04PM
|
|
If I tell people that I live in South Glamorgan, it throws them
off the trail a little. It's a bit like telling someone that you live
in North Glamorgan, which doesn't exist either.
If you want to know where I live really, go to the third friend on
my friend list, take the third friend's name from their list,
add the letters 's t o o p i d a s s'
When you have done this, you will find that there are 41,667 anagrams
that you can make with those letters. It's true, believe me.
Now, one of those answers will provide you with a hint as to where I live.
I am not going to tell you which one, you will have to do some of the work
yourself, I'm too busy writing $hitty comments on $hitty blogs. 
|
|
luvmycats
|
Apr 20 @ 7:29AM
|
|
Me thinks someone needs to DE-Stress...
|
|
PullMyFinger
|
Apr 20 @ 9:25AM
|
|
^^^^
|
|
EternalFlame
|
Apr 20 @ 12:14PM
|
|
Yesterday I gazed up to the sky and saw clouds floating around in the shape of ~*~. I think it was a sign, but couldn't find my super secret decoder ring in time to get the message. Could somebody please email it to me. I would hate to miss the rapture. Thank you.
Klaatu barada nikto
|
|
MsLani
|
Apr 20 @ 2:53PM
|
|
EF...its not a ring....shhh its all about hand placement....and ya gott be fast!
As for the rapture.....do we go towards the light
|
|
misschoos
|
Apr 20 @ 7:36PM
|
|
|
hi
|
|
EternalFlame
|
Apr 20 @ 9:50PM
|
|
MsLani...omg I see it! The message in the clouds! Two squirrels...hugging! But...but...
What does it MEAN?
Nanu Nanu
|
|
PullMyFinger
|
Apr 26 @ 11:40PM
|
|
|
|
|
MsLani
|
Apr 27 @ 1:01AM
|
|
EF.....Help you I can, yes........Strong am I with the force......
|
|
PullMyFinger
|
Apr 27 @ 10:33AM
|
|
|
|
fenderchick
|
Apr 27 @ 11:26AM
|
|
luvmykat's pic's are too damn cute
~*~
|
|
|