S t o o p i d a s s B l o g
Don’t you just get sick of all the s t o o p i d a s s b l o g s?
Once upon a time there was a s t o o p i d a s s (four of them actually).
Three s t o o p i d a s s e s decided to go to a bar on Saturday night, get drunk for the evening and afterwards go and steal a car.
They drove the car at speed through the suburban streets after midnight, before finally crashing the vehicle into a large telegraph pole, ripping it out of the ground.
Luckily nobody was hurt or killed but the telegraph pole ended up through the centre of the roof of the car.
All three s t o o p i d a s s e s managed to free themselves and run off down the road. One s t o o p i d a s s went into his house and the other two returned to view the damage and then run away.
So, how many police officers does it take to look at the vehicle? – Well, it takes at least five officers and four vehicles (including a huge meat wagon). Five officers to stand there with their cell phones taking photographs of this unusual sight, and one to go off to try to find the three s t o o p i d a s s e s.
The following morning the extent of the damage was evident, cables ripped from roofs and altogether fourteen houses without telephone or internet access, a streetlamp with bare live wires.
So, I call the telephone company to report the repair only to find out that it’s nothing to do with them, I have to call somebody in a call centre out in India of course. I explain what has happened and that all the cables have been torn from the roofs, there is no telegraph pole left and there are no lines to any of the telephones.
‘‘Madam, can you pick up your telephone and see if there is a dialing tone?’’
 This is s t o o p i d a s s number four.
There are more; there are a lot of them about apparently.
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mystery2u888
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Apr 23 @ 4:37AM
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 What.......an adventure............  that is crazzzy....... 
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burnslikethesun
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Apr 23 @ 5:12AM
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coooo
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needa
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Apr 23 @ 5:35AM
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great balls of fire! makes you wonder what's next ..........
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sherwithme
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Apr 23 @ 5:47AM
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atropos319
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Apr 23 @ 8:13AM
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So, was there a dial tone? 
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chek1678
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Apr 23 @ 8:43AM
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I'm sorry Miss but you are not high enough on the food chain to get any help.
Sorry Miss, with today's gas prices, we are only allowed to make one repair a week. 
You have reached a number that has been disconnected or no longer in use. 
The office is closed for the day but if you leave your name and number, we will return your call as soon as we can. Thank you for calling and have a good day.. 
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Injuneer
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Apr 23 @ 9:07AM
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And of course the picture is forming in my mind .... yes, there it is; that Homer Simpson character in the quicky-mart answering your call and saying "please come again"............arrrrgggghhhh
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suzzieq356
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Apr 23 @ 9:12AM
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 Love this stoopidass blog! 
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Beautiful_Stalker
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Apr 23 @ 9:23AM
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I'm glad no one was seriously injured in the wreck. 
Until the end though, I thought it was just all just a joke you wrote 
Thanks for sharing, it made me laugh
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fenderchick
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Apr 23 @ 9:23AM
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What's a stoopidass? Is that like a can of whoopass?
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EternalFlame
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Apr 23 @ 9:29AM
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Very glad to see repairs were made and that you're back, Missy
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American_Woman
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Apr 23 @ 9:35AM
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S t o o p i d a s s
Guess they are everywhere!!
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aFriendlyBlogger
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Apr 23 @ 10:08AM
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That's why I like your stuff, MissChoos ! You write great things ! And, you're one of the Best bloggers here !
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leprichaun_magic
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Apr 23 @ 10:21AM
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Just took me back .. to a similar experience...lol:)?!!
--only MY stolen car was run into a telegraph pole ..the guys got out
ran accross a field[how with leg injury.I dont know]knocked on door of the country house
..it was a colleague of mine ...:)she was keen to get medical help for them ..[they ran off..they were caught on video in a garage forecourt..just 10 mins previous ,, so , .......] all electricity ,,in that road was cut off ..:(
The first I knew of my car problem , was at the crack of dawn ..when I was getting ready for work ...knock  ..knock .."good morning madam..2 burly coppers?!gardeees.]on my doorstep.
...."do you know the Whereabouts of...motor vehicle with this licence number plate ???--XYXZA--??!...yes I replied ..outside .. am just going to work""
"fraid not madame ...was taken by 2 joyriders..last night ..."
can we come inside and take details ....:( 
..so late for work ..and in passing , told the Medical secretary my plight .."oh she said...."my electricity is off this morning...
so .its your fault ..lol...............my car was a write off ,, a mess full of rain water ,, very sad...........
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redtigr
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Apr 23 @ 10:36AM
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I didn't know telegraph poles were still being used...
But then I might be a
S T U P I D L A S S . . .
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Kat_luvr
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Apr 23 @ 11:20AM
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Tunes4u
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Apr 23 @ 12:29PM
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I would make a stoopidass comment if I could think of something to say.
It doesn't happen often, but I am speechless....
Oh!
I know!
Glad you didn't stay gone long!
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Tunes4u
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Apr 23 @ 12:30PM
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By the way,
Are ya back on line yet?
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CHARLIgurl1
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Apr 23 @ 12:42PM
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‘‘Madam, can you pick up your telephone and see if there is a dialing tone?’’
She wasnt Portuguese was she?
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CHARLIgurl1
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Apr 23 @ 12:45PM
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Dad said.. you should have said..
Ok.. Ill put the phone down and check.. and when I do will you still be there?
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lostinmesaaz
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Apr 23 @ 1:01PM
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Thank you I had a very good laugh.
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Santo007
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Apr 23 @ 1:09PM
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a
g r e a t
s t o o p i d a s s
b l o g
m y
d e a r
m i s s c h o o s .
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kattsmeow
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Apr 23 @ 1:29PM
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Oh ya, lots and lots of them..
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kattsmeow
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Apr 23 @ 1:30PM
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Whoops, ~*~
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lacyvsq
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Apr 23 @ 4:18PM
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Procedures ma'am...we have this script...I cannot deviate...
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SunBabe
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Apr 23 @ 4:27PM
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onoudn
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Apr 23 @ 4:40PM
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TroutFishing
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Apr 24 @ 12:15AM
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Santo007
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Apr 24 @ 6:32PM
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 One world is enough For all of us One world is enough For all of us It's a subject we rarely mention But when we do we have this little invention By pretending they're a different world from me I show my responsibility One world is enough For all of us One world is enough For all of us
-Police
'1 world'
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leprichaun_magic
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Apr 24 @ 7:15PM
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..BTW ..Lacy,, its called ..."Jobsworth "..I think ,....LOL:)?
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leprichaun_magic
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Apr 24 @ 7:21PM
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..and charli..btw-- and miss schoos...isnit JUST the same if you lose your Bank card and Report it !!!!..to the HELPline..
......"Can you give me the Number ,,on your card Madam....???
.Well ..Noooo........  ...........I,ve LOST it ,,
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mystery2u888
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May 3 @ 12:54AM
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~~~....................................... 
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